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      11-27-2007, 10:44 AM   #1
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Talking The blonde and the shepherd...

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.

Admiring the cute, woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
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      11-27-2007, 10:49 AM   #2
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
Sheep dog....one dog, bunch of sheep, she picked the dog
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
OH MY GOD! I give in, seriously.....
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
that's funnier than the joke
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
Have another beer or six and try and read that again

Oh nevermind you must be Blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have another beer or six and try and read that again

Oh nevermind you must be Blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fookin well am....
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But why would he have thaty many dogs tho?? have you ever seen a farmer crossing the road with a herd of dogs.. nope
In rural devon dog farming is quite big business.

My cousin runs a border collie farm near Honiton and has over 1000 head.

They are not so useful for wool as sheep and they tend to complain if they are only given grass, but he's not lost a stick or ball in 15 years.

Have a look here for more info:

www.nationalfarmersunion/dogfarming/FAQ
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That blonde joke has been posted before, can't remember who told it now.

Worst of all though Carlos, you must have read it first time around?

Have you seen The Matrix and did you understand it?
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I'm sure I read somewhere, that in some south easterly counties dogs are grown and cultivated for their fine blonde hair, which is used to create hair extensions?
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That blonde joke has been posted before, can't remember who told it now.

Worst of all though Carlos, you must have read it first time around?

Have you seen The Matrix and did you understand it?
Nah Helen never seen it.
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Try it Carlos & let me know ok.
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Try it Carlos & let me know ok.
Will do
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Carlos.... two seconds behind reality.
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Matt But that is assuming Carlos actually knows what reality is, and is our reality actually reality.
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I'm sure I read somewhere, that in some south easterly counties dogs are grown and cultivated for their fine blonde hair, which is used to create hair extensions?
Carlos has sheeps hair though
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Nah Helen never seen it.
Have you seen Wizard of Oz & did you understand that?
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Have you seen Wizard of Oz & did you understand that?
Hi Tony, my old mucka.. Yes i remember seeing it and being frightened!
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Who were you frightened of? Dorothy?
Naaaah, I think he's probably a "friend" of Dorothy's
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