Well after squeezes detailing thread.. i think we should organise a bikini wash

dxb335d · 08-20-2007, 01:16 PM

what do you guys think?

organise a meet with some bikini clad babes to ''detail'' our pride and joys

what do you think. can organise a pro detailer too, to help the babes do a 'good job''

heres some pics for your perusal

nice ladies cleaning our nice e9x

what dya think?

Carlos

peterg1965 · 08-20-2007, 02:20 PM

Carl, if the response isn't 100% yes, i want names

By the way where did you get those pictures of my wife?

330cdsport · 08-20-2007, 02:25 PM

Sod that. Even if their breasts are deliciously big and their butts delitefully tight.... their not coming near my car.

Lets just go to a lap-dancing bar instead

Oli · 08-20-2007, 02:31 PM

or Amsterdam........

ChrisMWard · 08-20-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OliH

or Amsterdam........

Too expensive!

It's cheaper to go to Shanghai for a stag do

and much better entertainment

.

Regards

Chris

Oli · 08-20-2007, 03:09 PM

Dont you mean Thailand - £5 a night.....so Ive heard

vivekk · 08-20-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

what do you guys think?

organise a meet with some bikini clad babes to ''detail'' our pride and joys

what do you think. can organise a pro detailer too, to help the babes do a 'good job''

heres some pics for your perusal

nice ladies cleaning our nice e9x

what dya think?

Carlos

In the run upto the first meet, UK1, one member fancied taking his car to a topless car wash, on the way to Donington Park.

After seeing shots of the the girls only washing white vans, he thought against it.

Funny how is MSport was completely washed & waxed the day before the meet!

Viv

330cdsport · 08-20-2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OliH

Dont you mean Thailand - £5 a night.....so Ive heard

Now you're talkin'

Been to Thailand twice for stag-do's - Phuket and Ko-Samui, after the obligatory smelly night in Bangkok.

What a mad mad place.

ChrisMWard · 08-20-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by OliH

Dont you mean Thailand - £5 a night.....so Ive heard

You often get more than you bargained for in Thailand

Regards

Chris

dxb335d · 08-20-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterg1965

Carl, if the response isn't 100% yes, i want names

By the way where did you get those pictures of my wife?

haha, i took them myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisMWard

You often get more than you bargained for in Thailand

Regards

Chris

a chap at work said he was routing a thai lady thing once, and noticed she kept holding something?

he asked her (whilst he was pumpin') and she denied anyhow, being a big chap he grabbed her hand off it and it was a tube/pipe

he asked her what it was and ting tong said '' me name used to be tong ting'' ''and i had a willy'' or something

any other sane geeza would have smashed it round the head and thrown it out the window.. si, he jsut carried on regardless

Carlos

silverbmwz3 · 08-20-2007, 04:43 PM

You have such a way with words Carlos.
Over on detailingworld they were asking if there were any women detailers out there and shame on me this kind of thing is exactly what came to mind.

dxb335d · 08-21-2007, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

You have such a way with words Carlos.

cheers bud...

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Over on detailingworld they were asking if there were any women detailers out there and shame on me this kind of thing is exactly what came to mind.

and is there any????

who voted by the way? i think this should deffo b organised:rocks:

Carlos

sheps · 08-21-2007, 09:09 AM

When I was active in the Ferrari community we organised a Bikini calendar shoot, the proceeds of which went to charity.

It worked quite well, we made over a grand for charity (allowing for a conscience-free drool over the chicks from Spearmints) and we all got to immortalise our cars in the 2006 ferrarichat.com calendar, with a top day all thrown into the bargain.

Less chance of damage to your paintwork than some old bird going at your p&j with a 99p Halfords sponge, although that said I did have some curious orb like marks on my bonnet.....

dxb335d · 08-21-2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheps

When I was active in the Ferrari community we organised a Bikini calendar shoot, the proceeds of which went to charity.

It worked quite well, we made over a grand for charity (allowing for a conscience-free drool over the chicks from Spearmints) and we all got to immortalise our cars in the 2006 ferrarichat.com calendar, with a top day all thrown into the bargain.

Less chance of damage to your paintwork than some old bird going at your p&j with a 99p Halfords sponge, although that said I did have some curious orb like marks on my bonnet.....

cool pic

your fezza??

also she wants to watch that bleedin bracelet

Carlos

sheps · 08-21-2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

cool pic

your fezza??

also she wants to watch that bleedin bracelet

Carlos

It was - I got shot of it this time last year.

It cost me an arm and a leg and it wasn't as fast as you'd think, but it was an amazing bit of kit. It still makes me smile just thinking about it.

I do miss it, and I will have another, but not until I can afford to get into a much, much newer one.

NFS · 08-21-2007, 09:41 AM

I can't see the young lady because my office web filter has decided to intervene.

However, I think young Carlos has come up with an excellent plan. Now .. next time I am in a lap dancing establishment I shall try to find out if any of the young ladies have any professional detailing experience and / or knowledge of the fundamentals of 'claying'.

Finding girls with the right talent may not be the key issue though.

Given that an 'able' lap dancer can earn £250 for sitting on someones knee for 30mins in the champagne bar at the rocket club, I think that they might charge a fair bit for a proper detailing job.

Having said that, if I can find a way to charge it to my company credit card then I'm in.

dxb335d · 08-21-2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheps

It was - I got shot of it this time last year.

It cost me an arm and a leg and it wasn't as fast as you'd think, but it was an amazing bit of kit. It still makes me smile just thinking about it.

I do miss it, and I will have another, but not until I can afford to get into a much, much newer one.

yeah mate, i do like ferraris. Was she a 348???

on forza motorsport on my xbox, i have a fully tuned up twin turboed enzo pumpin a humungous 1068bhp:rocks:

Quote:

Originally Posted by needforspeed

I can't see the young lady because my office web filter has decided to intervene.

However, I think young Carlos has come up with an excellent plan. Now .. next time I am in a lap dancing establishment I shall try to find out if any of the young ladies have any professional detailing experience and / or knowledge of the fundamentals of 'claying'.

Finding girls with the right talent may not be the key issue though.

Given that an 'able' lap dancer can earn £250 for sitting on someones knee for 30mins in the champagne bar at the rocket club, I think that they might charge a fair bit for a proper detailing job.

Having said that, if I can find a way to charge it to my company credit card then I'm in.

when is your local lap dancing club?

Carlos

Evil Diesel · 08-21-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by needforspeed

I can't see the young lady because my office web filter has decided to intervene.

However, I think young Carlos has come up with an excellent plan. Now .. next time I am in a lap dancing establishment I shall try to find out if any of the young ladies have any professional detailing experience and / or knowledge of the fundamentals of 'claying'.

Finding girls with the right talent may not be the key issue though.

Given that an 'able' lap dancer can earn £250 for sitting on someones knee for 30mins in the champagne bar at the rocket club, I think that they might charge a fair bit for a proper detailing job.

Having said that, if I can find a way to charge it to my company credit card then I'm in.

I 'accidentally' managed to put £2,500 on my company card in the Windmill in December. Happy days!!!

dxb335d · 08-21-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

I 'accidentally' managed to put £2,500 on my company card in the Windmill in December. Happy days!!!

and they didnt say anything, even tho the statement said

peppermint rhino

Carlos

NFS · 08-21-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

and they didnt say anything, even tho the statement said

peppermint rhino

Carlos

Actually the Rocket Club comes up as a restaurant ... although spending £2500 on a meal at 4:00am seems a little unlikely even to me.

So ... let's discuss the moral ambiguity of lapdancing clubs and their current position as the logical end of any work night out.

Evil Diesel · 08-21-2007, 10:03 AM

Bosses secretary called me in after one of the beancounters pointed out that Windmill Restruants Limited didn't sell much food and asked me whether I wanted it put forward to the main man for a signature.

I said yes and never heard anything more.

It was a very good night tho .........

NFS · 08-21-2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Bosses secretary called me in after one of the beancounters pointed out that Windmill Restruants Limited didn't sell much food and asked me whether I wanted it put forward to the main man for a signature.

I said yes and never heard anything more.

It was a very good night tho .........

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sheps Colonel 73 Rep 2,396 Posts Drives: C63 AMG Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cambs, UK iTrader: (2)	When I was active in the Ferrari community we organised a Bikini calendar shoot, the proceeds of which went to charity. It worked quite well, we made over a grand for charity (allowing for a conscience-free drool over the chicks from Spearmints) and we all got to immortalise our cars in the 2006 ferrarichat.com calendar, with a top day all thrown into the bargain. Less chance of damage to your paintwork than some old bird going at your p&j with a 99p Halfords sponge, although that said I did have some curious orb like marks on my bonnet..... __________________ Gone but not forgotten: 325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.
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NFS Major General 275 Rep 9,218 Posts Drives: M340i Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	I can't see the young lady because my office web filter has decided to intervene. However, I think young Carlos has come up with an excellent plan. Now .. next time I am in a lap dancing establishment I shall try to find out if any of the young ladies have any professional detailing experience and / or knowledge of the fundamentals of 'claying'. Finding girls with the right talent may not be the key issue though. Given that an 'able' lap dancer can earn £250 for sitting on someones knee for 30mins in the champagne bar at the rocket club, I think that they might charge a fair bit for a proper detailing job. Having said that, if I can find a way to charge it to my company credit card then I'm in.
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Evil Diesel Captain 32 Rep 817 Posts Drives: E92 335d M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Bosses secretary called me in after one of the beancounters pointed out that Windmill Restruants Limited didn't sell much food and asked me whether I wanted it put forward to the main man for a signature. I said yes and never heard anything more. It was a very good night tho .........
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