Slurry Pervert from Cornwall

Dr Dave · 03-03-2011, 03:26 PM

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Sl...l/article.html

This guy has SERIOUS issues........and needs locking up.

toxicnerve · 03-03-2011, 03:39 PM

For fuck's sake Will! I thought you'd have learnt your lesson the first time!

RagingKileak · 03-03-2011, 03:52 PM

He's in court on my birthday!!

Matt

willhollin · 03-03-2011, 03:53 PM

Dr Dave · 03-03-2011, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxicnerve

For fuck's sake Will! I thought you'd have learnt your lesson the first time!

Guilty!

ed335d · 03-03-2011, 04:38 PM

WTF were the tissues for?

Dr Dave · 03-03-2011, 04:55 PM

"The slurry was talking dirty to me..........."

What possesses a human being to do this?

briers · 03-03-2011, 05:57 PM

Wonder if he likes 2 girls 1 cup

toxicnerve · 03-03-2011, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by briers

Wonder if he likes 2 girls 1 cup

Oh for fuck's sake man.

Intrigued by your one line response I had to Google "2 girls 1 cup"

[insert what has been seen cannot be unseen meme here]

I need to go bleach out my mind's eye and sterilise my computer now!

Seriously, don't let your curiousity get the better of you if you've never heard of it before/don't know what it is.

Dr Dave · 03-04-2011, 12:28 AM

You didn't..........did you?? Jeez. That's not good

ed335d · 03-04-2011, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxicnerve

Oh for fuck's sake man.

Intrigued by your one line response I had to Google "2 girls 1 cup"

[insert what has been seen cannot be unseen meme here]

I need to go bleach out my mind's eye and sterilise my computer now!

Seriously, don't let your curiousity get the better of you if you've never heard of it before/don't know what it is.

Why would you need to clean your computer after watching that? You're worse than that Cornish fellow

willhollin · 03-04-2011, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toxicnerve

Oh for fuck's sake man.

Intrigued by your one line response I had to Google "2 girls 1 cup"

[insert what has been seen cannot be unseen meme here]

I need to go bleach out my mind's eye and sterilise my computer now!

Seriously, don't let your curiousity get the better of you if you've never heard of it before/don't know what it is.

Try googling "Mr Hands Video".

creepy coupe · 03-04-2011, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Truscott naked and covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.

What were the tissues for, in case he got jizz on his hands?

Mr.N · 03-04-2011, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willhollin

Try googling "Mr Hands Video".

OMFG

FPO · 03-04-2011, 03:10 AM

I'd just shoot him and put him out of his misery. Clearly £ucked up in the head!

Em135eye · 03-04-2011, 03:25 AM

Is that not normal then?

Dammit.

ed335d · 03-04-2011, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FPO

I'd just shoot him and put him out of his misery. Clearly £ucked up in the head!

That's a bit strong. Will's a valuable contributor around here.

ed335d · 03-04-2011, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.N

OMFG

Oh, you didn't look up one of Will's suggestions. Did you?

briers · 03-04-2011, 03:34 AM

Try "1 guy 1 cup"

RagingKileak · 03-04-2011, 03:46 AM

I love it when people see 2 girls for the first time. I like to put it on at partys....

Well, I actually use the original Blu-Ray movie of 'Hungry Girls' as it has 7.1 surround sound. Epic.

Ironic I think that poo does a little 'snap and crackle' as it leaves the human body. My favourite bit is the 'plop' when it hits the other girls face and drops onto the floor.

Matt

ed335d · 03-04-2011, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

I love it when people see 2 girls for the first time. I like to put it on at partys....

Well, I actually use the original Blu-Ray movie of 'Hungry Girls' as it has 7.1 surround sound. Epic.

Ironic I think that poo does a little 'snap and crackle' as it leaves the human body. My favourite bit is the 'plop' when it hits the other girls face and drops onto the floor.

Matt

You'd enjoy the 'train set' from the latest Jackass

TMP · 03-04-2011, 03:59 AM

Well I thought you could find all sort on then web even the strangest of strange (ie Will), i was wrong!

"She added the Roth family had to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment. Truscott had committed a sex act in a muck spreader"

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