Cars you have smoked.

Arnold_Powers · 12-03-2010, 01:54 PM

ok i will start.
2010 335i auto.
-vishnu dci
-scoops
-jb3 2.0 map 6
-muffler delete
DEFEATED
-e36m3
-(2) e46 m3
-(2) e92 M3
-e60 M5
-350z rev up
-g37s
-(2)evo 8
-built evo 9
-(2) 335i
-s2000
-e55 amg

i ran the ///M5 yesterday night in the freeway off a 60 roll- 155.
beat it by two cars. let me see if i can get the video uploaded

Tee212 · 12-03-2010, 01:59 PM

Yous a bad boi

reprod · 12-03-2010, 02:07 PM

I smoked this kid in one of those pedal cars the other day... Worst part was the kid jumped the line and had 2mph rolling start on me too. Poor kid didn't even see this one coming.

Kid was rolling around in one of these bad boys... didn't know what he was running under the hood.

ihyln · 12-03-2010, 02:18 PM

by smoked you mean racing people at a red light who didn't know they were in a race?

I do that ALLL the time, in fact I beat 3 Ferraris the other day. They were on a delivery truck but a race is a race!

MediaArtist · 12-03-2010, 02:19 PM

Glendale's finest!

BenTrovato · 12-03-2010, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ihyln

by smoked you mean racing people at a red light who didn't know they were in a race?

I do that ALLL the time, in fact I beat 3 Ferraris the other day. They were on a delivery truck but a race is a race!

i smoked a bentley in traffic, we were all going 10mph and i made a key move into the left lane that moved slightly faster than the middle lane he was in, there was no way he could keep up as he accelerated to 11mph, after about 10 minutes, i was 3 cars ahead of him.

PsychoSlug · 12-03-2010, 02:24 PM

I smoke everyone that is behind me in traffic, every day. Poor bastards don't even know how bad they were spanked. 335 > all.

PsychoSlug · 12-03-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprod

I smoked this kid in one of those pedal cars the other day... Worst part was the kid jumped the line and had 2mph rolling start on me too. Poor kid didn't even see this one coming.

Kid was rolling around in one of these bad boys... didn't know what he was running under the hood.

That is a sweet ride. Kudos on the kill.

Inspired · 12-03-2010, 02:25 PM

I'm so cool. I race other 335s...

ragingclue · 12-03-2010, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenTrovato

i smoked a bentley in traffic, we were all going 10mph and i made a key move into the left lane that moved slightly faster than the middle lane he was in, there was no way he could keep up as he accelerated to 11mph, after about 10 minutes, i was 3 cars ahead of him.

Yeah I got beat by a Yaris that way the other day on the Ike. Damn thing just zipped over to the left lane before I could and closed the gap so I couldn't fit. He must have been up to 20MPH at least by the time the run was over....

You could probably find a similar post on the Yaris forums somewhere from some dude who thought he beat a 335 now....

Tee212 · 12-03-2010, 02:36 PM

Its kinda cute tho, he was prolly all proud typing down all the cars he smoked.

jayely1 · 12-03-2010, 02:38 PM

I race anyone and everyone and never lose.. So it doesn't matter who it is, they all lose because I have a Bmw.

ragingclue · 12-03-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tee212

Its kinda cute tho, he was prolly all proud typing down all the cars he smoked.

He probably has a super-duper awesomesauce list he stashes in a safe somewhere with all his street racing encounters. Right next to a framed head shot of Paul Walker.

reprod · 12-03-2010, 02:40 PM

OP, were these organized races? I feel bad somehow about how this thread ended up going...

M5 race sounds a bit dangerous... all the way to 155???

Bulldog 6 · 12-03-2010, 02:43 PM

1. The Padron Family Reserve 45th Anniversary Maduro
2. PIO Resurrection Torpedo
3. Rocky Patel Patel Brothers Toro
4. Swisher Sweet
5. Black and Mild
6. Phillies Blunt

Oops sorry I thought it said Cigars not Car must be the purple haze!

debussie · 12-03-2010, 02:45 PM

seems like the only who was smoked is the op in this thread lol

Legion5 · 12-03-2010, 02:51 PM

Yo brohemians, I smoked a Mobile Launch Platform the other day. It was pushing 5364 horsepower to the treads, but I had a JB 3.0 which is almost the same. The race was very tight off the line, and I missed the first gear shift and thought for sure I would get pwned by the newb. Too bad for his homies at NASA as soon as the Mobile Launch Platform reached it's V-Max of 1 MPH I pulled away like a rocket ship. I must have had like a full space shuttle length in 15 seconds. It totally embarassed all 25 crew members, plus those NASA homies who think they're so smart.

Here's a picture 5 hours later when he crossed the finish line on the other side of the hill (I had already left to get a myself an ice cream to celebrate):

issabmw · 12-03-2010, 02:52 PM

1. SLR
2. 458
3. Veyron

But then the controller needed some new batteries

Quick6EF · 12-03-2010, 02:55 PM

God I wish we had rep on this forum.

turb0mik3 · 12-03-2010, 02:55 PM

The responses made me

This would have been a different story if this was track time, but on the streets? erm, gotta grow up sometime. We all have little pulls we do for fun, but keeping a list = immature.

B3AST · 12-03-2010, 02:59 PM

OP, I'll get you some aloe vera for that burn............these guys just totally worked you over, you must be tired......

reprod · 12-03-2010, 03:00 PM

I've got to give the OP some props though... Nice looking car...

Stole this pic of your car from another post you made in another thread...

12-03-2010, 01:54 PM	#1
Arnold_Powers that M guy 137 Rep 1,134 Posts Drives: F82 M4 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (6)	Cars you have smoked. ok i will start. 2010 335i auto. -vishnu dci -scoops -jb3 2.0 map 6 -muffler delete DEFEATED -e36m3 -(2) e46 m3 -(2) e92 M3 -e60 M5 -350z rev up -g37s -(2)evo 8 -built evo 9 -(2) 335i -s2000 -e55 amg i ran the ///M5 yesterday night in the freeway off a 60 roll- 155. beat it by two cars. let me see if i can get the video uploaded
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12-03-2010, 01:59 PM	#2
Tee212 Banned 81 Rep 4,541 Posts Drives: yes Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Riverside iTrader: (9) Garage List 2010 335 [8.00]	Yous a bad boi
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reprod Lieutenant Colonel 148 Rep 1,728 Posts Drives: '16 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (6)	I smoked this kid in one of those pedal cars the other day... Worst part was the kid jumped the line and had 2mph rolling start on me too. Poor kid didn't even see this one coming. Kid was rolling around in one of these bad boys... didn't know what he was running under the hood. __________________ '11 Space Grey E92 335xi M-Sport (KWv1 Coils \| Saddle Brown \| Bamboo) (Returned) '14 Mineral Grey F32 335i M-Sport (Dinan DHP \| LED Lights \| Coral Red \| Hexagonal Aluminum) (Returned) '16 Mineral Grey F80 M3 ZCP Last edited by reprod; 12-03-2010 at 02:15 PM..
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ihyln Banned 85 Rep 3,384 Posts Drives: M3post sucks Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: M3post sucks iTrader: (1) Garage List 2008 M3 [0.00] 2002 530i [0.00]	by smoked you mean racing people at a red light who didn't know they were in a race? I do that ALLL the time, in fact I beat 3 Ferraris the other day. They were on a delivery truck but a race is a race!
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MediaArtist There is No Substitute 72 Rep 1,186 Posts Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Laguna Beach, CA iTrader: (0)	Glendale's finest! __________________ '13 Audi A6 '07 Porsche GT3 RS '08 BMW E90 335i
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12-03-2010, 02:24 PM	#7
PsychoSlug Lieutenant 36 Rep 564 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	I smoke everyone that is behind me in traffic, every day. Poor bastards don't even know how bad they were spanked. 335 > all.
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12-03-2010, 02:25 PM	#9
Inspired Colonel 148 Rep 2,368 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California iTrader: (2)	I'm so cool. I race other 335s...
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12-03-2010, 02:36 PM	#11
Tee212 Banned 81 Rep 4,541 Posts Drives: yes Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Riverside iTrader: (9) Garage List 2010 335 [8.00]	Its kinda cute tho, he was prolly all proud typing down all the cars he smoked.
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12-03-2010, 02:38 PM	#12
jayely1 Colonel 226 Rep 2,076 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: New Mexico/Illinois iTrader: (1)	I race anyone and everyone and never lose.. So it doesn't matter who it is, they all lose because I have a Bmw.
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12-03-2010, 02:40 PM	#14
reprod Lieutenant Colonel 148 Rep 1,728 Posts Drives: '16 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (6)	OP, were these organized races? I feel bad somehow about how this thread ended up going... M5 race sounds a bit dangerous... all the way to 155??? __________________ '11 Space Grey E92 335xi M-Sport (KWv1 Coils \| Saddle Brown \| Bamboo) (Returned) '14 Mineral Grey F32 335i M-Sport (Dinan DHP \| LED Lights \| Coral Red \| Hexagonal Aluminum) (Returned) '16 Mineral Grey F80 M3 ZCP
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Bulldog 6 The Logistician 69 Rep 799 Posts Drives: 2022 230i M-Sport Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Richmond, VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 328i E90 [0.00]	1. The Padron Family Reserve 45th Anniversary Maduro 2. PIO Resurrection Torpedo 3. Rocky Patel Patel Brothers Toro 4. Swisher Sweet 5. Black and Mild 6. Phillies Blunt Oops sorry I thought it said Cigars not Car must be the purple haze!
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12-03-2010, 02:45 PM	#16
debussie everyday 4 Rep 162 Posts Drives: E91 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Socal iTrader: (0)	seems like the only who was smoked is the op in this thread lol __________________ 2012 E91 SPORTSWAGON SPACE GRAY/SADDLE BROWN
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12-03-2010, 02:51 PM	#17
Legion5 Major 175 Rep 1,379 Posts Drives: e92 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (12)	Yo brohemians, I smoked a Mobile Launch Platform the other day. It was pushing 5364 horsepower to the treads, but I had a JB 3.0 which is almost the same. The race was very tight off the line, and I missed the first gear shift and thought for sure I would get pwned by the newb. Too bad for his homies at NASA as soon as the Mobile Launch Platform reached it's V-Max of 1 MPH I pulled away like a rocket ship. I must have had like a full space shuttle length in 15 seconds. It totally embarassed all 25 crew members, plus those NASA homies who think they're so smart. Here's a picture 5 hours later when he crossed the finish line on the other side of the hill (I had already left to get a myself an ice cream to celebrate): __________________ Clean cars are happy cars! CANON PHOTOGRAPHER Last edited by Legion5; 12-03-2010 at 03:24 PM..
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12-03-2010, 02:52 PM	#18
issabmw cool beans 63 Rep 1,364 Posts Drives: 325xi Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: FL iTrader: (2)	1. SLR 2. 458 3. Veyron But then the controller needed some new batteries
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Quick6EF Lieutenant 84 Rep 489 Posts Drives: E92 Space Gray Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	God I wish we had rep on this forum.
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turb0mik3 242 Rep 2,781 Posts Drives: E90 335i Racecar Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [8.90]	The responses made me This would have been a different story if this was track time, but on the streets? erm, gotta grow up sometime. We all have little pulls we do for fun, but keeping a list = immature. __________________ HG Motorsports \| Motiv Motorsport \| Sparta Evolution \| BBS Motorsports \| Sabelt \| JRZ \| NASA ST1 SoCal --- 554whp/487wtrq --- 3200lbs <<YouTube Channel w/ Race Videos>>
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12-03-2010, 02:59 PM	#21
B3AST Captain 21 Rep 634 Posts Drives: with a huge grin (E90) Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Houston, TX iTrader: (1)	OP, I'll get you some aloe vera for that burn............these guys just totally worked you over, you must be tired...... __________________ "All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns." -Bruce Lee
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12-03-2010, 03:00 PM	#22
reprod Lieutenant Colonel 148 Rep 1,728 Posts Drives: '16 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (6)	I've got to give the OP some props though... Nice looking car... Stole this pic of your car from another post you made in another thread... __________________ '11 Space Grey E92 335xi M-Sport (KWv1 Coils \| Saddle Brown \| Bamboo) (Returned) '14 Mineral Grey F32 335i M-Sport (Dinan DHP \| LED Lights \| Coral Red \| Hexagonal Aluminum) (Returned) '16 Mineral Grey F80 M3 ZCP
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