M&M Candy Jar Lid Mod (DIY)

FoShizzle · 05-13-2009, 02:15 PM

Intro:
On the receptionist desk sits an ever-so-tempting jar of peanut m&m's. You walk by and think; "Ooo, I don't mind if I do."
So you open the lid, grab a few of these tasty little multicolored morsels and your on your way to whatever you we're doing before you succumbed to 'the calling.'
Jim, who also works in the office, also enjoys m&m's. He's probably the jar's most frequent visitor throughout the day. As a matter of fact he enjoys eating these little round lumps probably as much as he also enjoys viewing the other kind of larger (much larger) 'round lumps' on his office computer.

Problem:
What happens when nobody's looking? What REALLY gets on MY m&m's when his hand reaches in that jar to grab a few unlucky ones from that m&m family? You can't help but wonder. NO! Unfortunately, its too late. The collage of images created in your mind of a 300lb man, m&m's and a trigger happy mouse is something that nightmares are made of.

FoShizzle · 05-13-2009, 02:16 PM

Solution (If it can be called that):

Crimson92 · 05-13-2009, 03:13 PM

wut?

rkick08 · 05-13-2009, 03:33 PM

lmao!

McLuVan · 05-13-2009, 03:42 PM

HURRRR

ThorsHammer · 05-13-2009, 03:45 PM

LMAO.

Priceless.

bolty · 05-13-2009, 03:54 PM

Fill the bottle with KY jelly.

That would be more funner

ThorsHammer · 05-13-2009, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolty

Fill the bottle with KY jelly.

That would be more funner

And put a jar of peanut butter next to it, too....just for effect.

PB & J

LOL

FrankoQ · 05-13-2009, 05:21 PM

I'm doing this mod.
Thanks! lol

jopa489 · 05-13-2009, 06:50 PM

Hahaha!

XPO186 · 05-13-2009, 08:16 PM

hilarious!

MCMLXXXIX · 05-13-2009, 08:52 PM

hahaha funny

TK-421 · 05-13-2009, 08:56 PM

Pics of said 300lb man

///Mandy · 05-13-2009, 09:35 PM

Gahaha! What an awesome idea.

solefald · 05-13-2009, 10:38 PM

just pour 3 bottles of KY jelly in there, so they are nice and slippery. this way he gets his M&M's AND some needed lubrication for this late night office jerk-off extravaganza.

btw, i used to date a girl who works as a KY jelly sales representative. true story!

VTECaddict · 05-14-2009, 12:20 AM

LOL!

but, should have gotten the pump bottle. now the weight of the candy jar lid is going to make the hand sanitizer bottom heavy, thus making it harder to use.

Mahhvinn · 05-14-2009, 01:29 AM

oh man.. haha

FoShizzle · 05-14-2009, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by news 4 u

Pics of said 300lb man

Your a perv too!

TwinTurboXI · 05-14-2009, 09:04 AM

haha nice little diy write up.

Couldnt you just buy your own M&m jar and stock it yourself for 30 cents a day??

Hoothout · 05-14-2009, 10:14 AM

hahahahaha random

MrAdams · 05-14-2009, 11:05 AM

need to do that here at my work... what if there is no lid?...

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwinTurboXI

haha nice little diy write up.

Couldnt you just buy your own M&m jar and stock it yourself for 30 cents a day??

yea... good idea. buy your own jar, stash it, and you now have germ free m&m's

jhv · 05-14-2009, 05:10 PM

you should put superglue in there

05-13-2009, 02:15 PM	#1
FoShizzle aka Mike 106 Rep 1,395 Posts Drives: AW E92 335is Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: LA/Ventura, CA iTrader: (11)	M&M Candy Jar Lid Mod (DIY) Intro: On the receptionist desk sits an ever-so-tempting jar of peanut m&m's. You walk by and think; "Ooo, I don't mind if I do." So you open the lid, grab a few of these tasty little multicolored morsels and your on your way to whatever you we're doing before you succumbed to 'the calling.' Jim, who also works in the office, also enjoys m&m's. He's probably the jar's most frequent visitor throughout the day. As a matter of fact he enjoys eating these little round lumps probably as much as he also enjoys viewing the other kind of larger (much larger) 'round lumps' on his office computer. Problem: What happens when nobody's looking? What REALLY gets on MY m&m's when his hand reaches in that jar to grab a few unlucky ones from that m&m family? You can't help but wonder. NO! Unfortunately, its too late. The collage of images created in your mind of a 300lb man, m&m's and a trigger happy mouse is something that nightmares are made of. Last edited by FoShizzle; 05-13-2009 at 03:56 PM..
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05-13-2009, 02:16 PM	#2
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TwinTurboXI Lieutenant Colonel 160 Rep 1,523 Posts Drives: 2011 135i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: . iTrader: (12)	haha nice little diy write up. Couldnt you just buy your own M&m jar and stock it yourself for 30 cents a day??
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