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      05-12-2009, 10:47 PM   #1
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Craziest sheeatt ever just happened to me!!!!

Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.
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Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.
Dude, you picked up a whore. Where were you, Opa Locka?
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i thought it was going to lead to your car getting ripped off by a bunch of guys 3 blocks away.. ah well atleast you seen some tits for free.
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Dude, you picked up a whore. Where were you, Opa Locka?
I was in Perrine i think its called. Its a pretty crappy area. LoL
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Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.
Uhhhh. DON'T EVER TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! And if you do...
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I was in Perrine i think its called. Its a pretty crappy area. LoL
That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?
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That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?
They were nice, I swear for a moment I was like should I do it, but she probably had like 50 stds.
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wtf were you thinking picking up some stranger in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood?? you're lucky you didnt get carjacked or killed...
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wtf were you thinking picking up some stranger in the middle of the night in a bad neighborhood?? you're lucky you didnt get carjacked or killed...
I know man, I know, I just dont know how to say no, I guess im too nice. But you are absolutely right.
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You're lucky that wasn't some crazy person who didn't want to jack your car -_- Next time, don't let anyone in your car you don't know, especially in an area you don't know and at night. Even if they promise you candies =)
p.s I'd get a good thorough cleaning of the seat she sat in..just in case.
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You're lucky that wasn't some crazy person who didn't want to jack your car -_- Next time, don't let anyone in your car you don't know, especially in an area you don't know and at night. Even if they promise you candies =)
p.s I'd get a good thorough cleaning of the seat she sat in..just in case.
I was thinking of the seat thing, lol, im gonna clean it for sure. thanks
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That'll do it. Might as well go hang out in Naranja.

BTW: You never told us.....HOW WAS HER RACK?
oh yeah did she have "Big National Geographic nipples?"
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wtf...wow...only in fl i guess?
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Im coming home from work like at 11pm and I stop in a not so good neighborhood to put gas on the M. A black lady comes up to me and tells me that she is not a rapist and that she only needs a ride home. She was really nice so in my head I was like wtf do I do. I asked her how far she lived and she told me a couple of blocks away so I told her that I would take her. Mind you that I literally look like a 16 year old innocent kid. And I guess I am. As we are leaving she tells me if she can put radio 93.1 and im like sure, 5 seconds later she takes her shirt off and is topless in my car so im like wtf!!! So immediately tell her that I have GF and that thanks but no thanks, so shes like Im not trying to seduce you w.e. w.e. and when she knew I wasnt going to budge she told me "she was a lucky girl" (my supposed girlfriend) and I dropped her off. I know for some of you guys its not a big deal, but since Im so young this is the first time this has happened to me and I guess im lucky she didnt drug me or anything. But believe it or not, I think she meant those words. now that im well, I can think of it as a good experience i guess.
Not likely this is a real story. That, or you're really not very smart....
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Not likely this is a real story. That, or you're really not very smart....
You're a jerk. I know I made a mistake and I won't to it again. Like I said before, I'm genuinely nice when I think people need my help. As crazy as it may sound when you are so nice to people they have a hard time trying to hurt you. I believe that God is protecting me at all times. So I will take this as a lesson learned.
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You are luck to be alive to tell the story, dude!
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You're a jerk. I know I made a mistake and I won't to it again. Like I said before, I'm genuinely nice when I think people need my help. As crazy as it may sound when you are so nice to people they have a hard time trying to hurt you. I believe that God is protecting me at all times. So I will take this as a lesson learned.
I'd rather be a jerk than pick up somebody that I don't know in a bad neighborhood.....Ignorance is bliss
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Are you sure her tooth wasnt missing? Becarful out there...Crackheads are crazy...
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When I was 2 my parents told me never speak to strangers or follow them for that matter. Guess you weren't paying attention.
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Thats pretty weird. I'd probably do the same thing.. considering I still cant think of an excuse thats not stupid to tell her.

That coulda been pretty dangerous, like she just pulls out a gun or something and says gtfo

hope you never have to deal with something like that again...
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lol That's funny I wonder if she was going to charge you?
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