[Driver72]

I, the Penis, request a pay raise due too following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything i do.

4. I work weekends & holidays.

5. I work in a damp environment.

6. I work in dark areas w/ poor ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me 2 disease.



Dear Penis,

Your request has been denied for the following reasons:

1. You don't work 8 hrs straight.

2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period.

3. You don't stay in your designated area, and are frequently found in other locations.

4. You don't take initiative & must be stimulated to start working.

5. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.

6. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.

7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.

8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.

Sincerely,

Management

[m3pare]

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[Bimmer Nerd]

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[Scorpion]

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[marty_mcfly]

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[Heinzftw]

Damn funny

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