Distinguishing between Swine flu and a cold..

dxb335d · 04-28-2009, 11:30 AM

Cuz i feel something coming on FFS...

ARGH, dont fancy poppin me clogs really.

ThorsHammer · 04-28-2009, 11:36 AM

Do you have the sudden, uncontrollable urge to oink and grunt? Does a puddle of mud make you fell all warm and fuzzy? And most importantly, are you growing a curly little tail?

If so, I'd definitely say you need to see a doctor, mate.

330cdsport · 04-28-2009, 11:38 AM

Shagged any pigs recently?

Dave_3 · 04-28-2009, 11:47 AM

have a look here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8021958.stm

If you haven't been in contact with anybody recently back from Mexico you should be fine.

It will start to fan out. But by all accounts so far there have been no fatalities outside Mexico. Seems, if treated early enough, normal medication can help.

D.

BC4J · 04-28-2009, 11:52 AM

Follow Michael O'Leary's (Ryanair) advice: Ryanair boss says swine flu only a risk for 'slumdwellers'. Do you live in a slum?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle6186585.ece

dxb335d · 04-28-2009, 11:58 AM

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

M3-FAST · 04-28-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

PMSL!!!!!! Carl I am laughing so hard here buddy!!

Dave_3 · 04-28-2009, 12:08 PM

It is a risk we all take.

Treated early enough it so far does not seem fatal. So, until or if that changes, don't worry.

D.

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

jjbirch · 04-28-2009, 12:09 PM

i think its between 2 types of humans
MEXICAN OR A MEXICAN'T's
i think the mexicans will live, check which one you are m8

willhollin · 04-28-2009, 12:11 PM

You should be able to get some oinkment from the doctors Carl.

E902717 · 04-28-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

OMG - I'm just laughed for 5 mins solid Carl your brilliant!

trixman · 04-28-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by E902717

OMG - I'm just laughed for 5 mins solid Carl your brilliant!

me too, I look like a right prat in the office...

NFS · 04-28-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

Definitely swine flue then.

If I were you I would start putting my affairs in order and choosing a 'last song'.

Carrera RSR · 04-28-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Cheers Dave,

but for example, my van was in for work... Mechanic could have just got back from Mex and sneezed in my van before i picked it up..

Just don't get back in the van whilst you are refuelling it, if the explosion doesn't get you the flu will

FFS Carl you are a fackin drama queen !!!

Steve A · 04-28-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ThorsHammer

Do you have the sudden, uncontrollable urge to oink and grunt? Does a puddle of mud make you fell all warm and fuzzy? And most importantly, are you growing a curly little tail?

If so, I'd definitely say you need to see a doctor, mate.

a yank with a sense of humour, wonders will never cease

vivekk · 04-28-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by carrerarsr

Just don't get back in the van whilst you are refuelling it, if the explosion doesn't get you the flu will

FFS Carl you are a fackin drama queen !!!

Viv

beemerbird · 04-28-2009, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by carrerarsr

FFS Carl you are a fackin drama queen !!!

Less of the 'drama' I'd say.

SoYank · 04-28-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

a yank with a sense of humour, wonders will never cease

What? You don't like mine?

Porscha! · 04-28-2009, 05:53 PM

ROFL, this is going to be a classic!!

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