Hit and Run Jackass

shift330 · 04-13-2009, 01:33 PM

So I was walking out to my car in a crowded parking lot at a private park yesterday and saw an unbelievable douchbag.

There was not one single space open and there were 3 or 4 cars wainting for someone to drop someone off and go (parked in the fire lane). This douchbage comes around the corner in a Toyota Tacoma and honks and yells out his window "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" at some teenage girls in a little Jetta who were waiting behind another car. He then tries to sqeeze past them on a narrow lane designed for one car and scrapes the shit out of the girl's car.

He gets around to the lot exit and she comes flying up and tells him she needs his info because he just hit her car and he should have just waited. He again yells at her and tells her to learn how to drive then he sped off.

I stuck around and handled the police calls and got a good description of the driver, passengers, and vehicle including plate. The girls were all about 16-17 and seemed a bit confused about what to do so I stuck around and helped but god, that was total douchbaggery.

This guys driver's handbook must read:
1.) Honk and yell at someone who is doing nothing wrong.
2.) Hit her car and fuck up the whole passenger side of her car.
3.) Yell at her some more and tell HER to learn how to drive!
4.) Flee the scene committing a class 3 misdemeanor and lose your DL for one year.

GordonShumway · 04-13-2009, 01:35 PM

That was your good deed for the week.

I'm sure the girls appreciated the help.

Tondtar · 04-13-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonShumway

That was your good deed for the week.

I'm sure the girls appreciated the help.

+1 ...Once a boy scout. Always a boy scout

shift330 · 04-13-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

+1 ...Once a boy scout. Always a boy scout

Was never a BS lol but I was an MP in the Marine Corps so I know how to handle situations like that. And hopefully I tought the victims how to take care of it next time heaven forbid somebody do that to them again.

E90SLAM · 04-13-2009, 03:03 PM

MrAdams · 04-13-2009, 03:05 PM

Pics of girls?

jumpingjz · 04-13-2009, 03:12 PM

very noble of you, hats off to you sir

JZ

FStop7 · 04-13-2009, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shift330

So I was walking out to my car in a crowded parking lot at a private park yesterday and saw an unbelievable douchbag.

There was not one single space open and there were 3 or 4 cars wainting for someone to drop someone off and go (parked in the fire lane). This douchbage comes around the corner in a Toyota Tacoma and honks and yells out his window "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" at some teenage girls in a little Jetta who were waiting behind another car. He then tries to sqeeze past them on a narrow lane designed for one car and scrapes the shit out of the girl's car.

He gets around to the lot exit and she comes flying up and tells him she needs his info because he just hit her car and he should have just waited. He again yells at her and tells her to learn how to drive then he sped off.

I stuck around and handled the police calls and got a good description of the driver, passengers, and vehicle including plate. The girls were all about 16-17 and seemed a bit confused about what to do so I stuck around and helped but god, that was total douchbaggery.

This guys driver's handbook must read:
1.) Honk and yell at someone who is doing nothing wrong.
2.) Hit her car and fuck up the whole passenger side of her car.
3.) Yell at her some more and tell HER to learn how to drive!
4.) Flee the scene committing a class 3 misdemeanor and lose your DL for one year.

Can someone please explain to me why lifted Tacos and Ford Rangers are extreme douchebag magnets? I had run ins with 3 or 4 of them this past weekend, where they would cut me off and try to provoke or race me. Keep in mind I was not in my own car, I was in my friend's GTR being careful with someone else's property, and these assbags were constantly instigating.

Someone told me that 18-30 year old frat boy looking white guys in these trucks are called "Bro's" and they a bunch of punk asses. I guess it's a west coast thing I'm just now experiencing for the first time.

shift330 · 04-13-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

Someone told me that 18-30 year old frat boy looking white guys in these trucks are called "Bro's" and they a bunch of punk asses. I guess it's a west coast thing I'm just now experiencing for the first time.

Lol, not to get all racial but it was a heavyset Hispanic male in his early to mid 30s not a white guy. Not a "bro"

shift330 · 04-13-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 1989baby

Pics of girls?

No pics, they were all very cute but since I do not believe any were over 18, maybe 18 at the oldest, I didn't go that route. One gave me her # but I'm married so I just tossed it later on so she wouldn't get her feelings hurt.

jhv · 04-13-2009, 05:59 PM

pics of the girls

FStop7 · 04-13-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shift330

No pics, they were all very cute but since I do not believe any were over 18, maybe 18 at the oldest, I didn't go that route. One gave me her # but I'm married so I just tossed it later on so she wouldn't get her feelings hurt.

Threesome

1013mm · 04-13-2009, 06:12 PM

To you and all the replies hahaha

Garduna · 04-13-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FStop7

Threesome

+1

im spencer · 04-13-2009, 07:05 PM

Dude bros for the lose

pmeloche · 04-13-2009, 07:21 PM

Two thumbs up for you. That was very generous of you to do that.

number335 · 04-13-2009, 07:26 PM

Would you have done the same if it were 3 teenage boys?

J/k that was pretty cool of you to do

boymonkey · 04-13-2009, 07:55 PM

Nicely done.

shift330 · 04-13-2009, 08:57 PM

Yes, I would have helped weather it was a 16yo girl or an 80yo man. Doesn't matter. I stuck around as a witness and did what anyone would have. I wasn't posting the story to say "look at what I did" it was to point out what a douche this guy was.

MrHarris · 04-14-2009, 03:24 AM

I hope this douche was caught.

DougLikesBMW · 04-14-2009, 03:43 AM

Man, that sucks for those girls. What a fkn douchebag. Gunna be lulz though when loses his license for a year.

Should've banged the girls and posted back here though with vids for masturbatory purposes.

But otherwise good job OP.

04-13-2009, 01:33 PM	#1
shift330 Blue Force Tracker 124 Rep 1,372 Posts Drives: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Hit and Run Jackass So I was walking out to my car in a crowded parking lot at a private park yesterday and saw an unbelievable douchbag. There was not one single space open and there were 3 or 4 cars wainting for someone to drop someone off and go (parked in the fire lane). This douchbage comes around the corner in a Toyota Tacoma and honks and yells out his window "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!" at some teenage girls in a little Jetta who were waiting behind another car. He then tries to sqeeze past them on a narrow lane designed for one car and scrapes the shit out of the girl's car. He gets around to the lot exit and she comes flying up and tells him she needs his info because he just hit her car and he should have just waited. He again yells at her and tells her to learn how to drive then he sped off. I stuck around and handled the police calls and got a good description of the driver, passengers, and vehicle including plate. The girls were all about 16-17 and seemed a bit confused about what to do so I stuck around and helped but god, that was total douchbaggery. This guys driver's handbook must read: 1.) Honk and yell at someone who is doing nothing wrong. 2.) Hit her car and fuck up the whole passenger side of her car. 3.) Yell at her some more and tell HER to learn how to drive! 4.) Flee the scene committing a class 3 misdemeanor and lose your DL for one year. __________________ Stay safe 855th MP Company! Hosmer/Espinoza you're my boys!!
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shift330 Blue Force Tracker 124 Rep 1,372 Posts Drives: 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Sierra Vista, AZ iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Yes, I would have helped weather it was a 16yo girl or an 80yo man. Doesn't matter. I stuck around as a witness and did what anyone would have. I wasn't posting the story to say "look at what I did" it was to point out what a douche this guy was. __________________ Stay safe 855th MP Company! Hosmer/Espinoza you're my boys!!
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DougLikesBMW Fapmin 402 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	Man, that sucks for those girls. What a fkn douchebag. Gunna be lulz though when loses his license for a year. Should've banged the girls and posted back here though with vids for masturbatory purposes. But otherwise good job OP.
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