Picked This Up A Few Weeks Ago, Been Busy Ever Since!

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 01:28 PM

Have not posted for a while to give Viv's swear machine a rest!

Mainly due to the fact I though I would give marriage another try! and have been rather busy recently arranging and recovering from it all

The day went perfectly (note my very red face is due to far,far too much rum the night before and the following morning's hangover/heat stroke and slight smell of rum through my skin!) And my new wife seemed to be happy that she got more attention than the car for once.

Anyway take a look at the pics and then I can get back to my normal post's

- Paul - · 10-01-2008, 01:40 PM

Congrats.

booforty · 10-01-2008, 01:40 PM

She's beautiful mate, congratulations!

Lovely setting - where is it?

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 01:48 PM

Cheer's booforty, she's an arnage red label, with the proper engine. 6.75

Or did you mean the wife?

The Carbis bay hotel in Carbis bay Cornwall, near my Mum's. Went off to Dartmoor afterwards to the Nobody inn and due to a falled tree got sent down the smallest most shit lanes in Devon due to the sat nav and ended up after far too many bramble scratches and grounding out the front bumper, getting in a huge sulk and using the SOS button.

That is another story mind.

booforty · 10-01-2008, 01:57 PM

I'm in Cornwall in November so will try and visit Carbis Bay as it looks stunning...

Carrera RSR · 10-01-2008, 02:18 PM

Congrats matey. Good to see you got your car in the wedding shots. Weather looks a bit windy on the beach. Good surf too

CrimsonRedE93 · 10-01-2008, 02:21 PM

Congratulations Neil

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 02:39 PM

Cheers all. Booforty Carbis is is a great hotel, but choose the rooms carefully as some are that not good. The location however is stunning. I know the staff quite well, so in exchange for your m3, I will make sure you get the best room. Would you make sure it is full of vpower please.

beemerbird · 10-01-2008, 02:40 PM

Congratulations Neil to you both! Your wife looks lovely and what a nice setting.

Must say, you look nothing like I expected, but then what does the average pervy Civil Servant look like.

All the best.

booforty · 10-01-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by neilmc

Cheers all. Booforty Carbis is is a great hotel, but choose the rooms carefully as some are that not good. The location however is stunning. I know the staff quite well, so in exchange for your m3, I will make sure you get the best room. Would you make sure it is full of vpower please.

I'd happily swap my M3 for a few nights in a single room with a view of the car park

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 02:51 PM

I am curious now beemerbird, what did you expect me to look like?

Pervy...but of course.

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 02:54 PM

No problem booforty, it will be done. You may have to share the room with a Polish farm worker mind. He is called Egor and after a bottle of Polish spirit he likes to invert his penis back up inside his body in the style of a South American tribesman.

Do not let this put you off...he has very soft hands.

booforty · 10-01-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by neilmc

No problem booforty, it will be done. You may have to share the room with a Polish farm worker mind. He is called Egor and after a bottle of Polish spirit he likes to invert his penis back up inside his body in the style of a South American tribesman.

Do not let this put you off...he has very soft hands.

On that basis have the M3 for 2 weeks...

beemerbird · 10-01-2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by neilmc

I am curious now beemerbird, what did you expect me to look like?

Pervy...but of course.

Don't know really, for some reason I'd imagined you with dark hair. No logic to a persons perceptions.

Yes but now you're married, your perversions will be resigned to quiet moments alone lol. So I've been told anyhow by my married friends.

M3-FAST · 10-01-2008, 03:20 PM

Your getting quite an expert Helen?

Congrats Neil - pics look great and pleased the day went well for you both

vivekk · 10-01-2008, 03:24 PM

Congratulations Neil- best wishes to you & your wife.

Viv

Steve A · 10-01-2008, 03:25 PM

Neil,

do you know where they got the shed from thats next to the swimming pool?

BTW whos the bird in the black and white dress thats linking you? is that the x wife?

Steve

Oh Congrats the bentley is NICE

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 03:29 PM

Thanks red.

Bemmerbird,I am flattered you imagined me at all! I actually assumed you are very busty with long dark hair(kept up) always wear trouser suits and have red nails and very neat eye brows. Am I correct? or do you look like a pirate with a wooden leg and a parrot. Apparently this appearance is worth a 9.5% discount in Porsche centres.

neilmc · 10-01-2008, 03:33 PM

Steve the shed came from homebase and was reduced because of a broken piece of glass. This was however fixed by a local glazier I believe his name was Malcolm.

The bird in the black and white dress helping make the innapropriate wedding shot is my mates wife. She was a bit drunk and if I am honest I nearly got lucky, but as we were disturbed I had to settle for a hand job.

Hope this helps info wise.

beemerbird · 10-01-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by redE93cab

Your getting quite an expert Helen?

Was a light hearted ref. to what I've been told, you know the old joke that it stops once your married. Don't have to be married though.

Oh, this is a woman's perspective btw, or should that be excuse.

beemerbird · 10-01-2008, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neilmc

I actually assumed you are very busty with long dark hair(kept up) always wear trouser suits and have red nails and very neat eye brows. Am I correct? or do you look like a pirate with a wooden leg and a parrot. Apparently this appearance is worth a 9.5% discount in Porsche centres.

Spot on Neil, but minus the parrot...............got a friendly crow.

No, not very busty, nor dark haired, long hair but invariably down, never wear nail varnish actually and NEVER wear trouser suits!! Correct on the eye brows......don't need to pluck them, so lucky there I suppose.

He's back.

Steve A · 10-01-2008, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neilmc

Steve the shed came from homebase and was reduced because of a broken piece of glass. This was however fixed by a local glazier I believe his name was Malcolm.

The bird in the black and white dress helping make the innapropriate wedding shot is my mates wife. She was a bit drunk and if I am honest I nearly got lucky, but as we were disturbed I had to settle for a hand job.

Hope this helps info wise.

Well please pass on my regards to malcolm he is obvoiusly a true professional.

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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	Picked This Up A Few Weeks Ago, Been Busy Ever Since! Have not posted for a while to give Viv's swear machine a rest! Mainly due to the fact I though I would give marriage another try! and have been rather busy recently arranging and recovering from it all The day went perfectly (note my very red face is due to far,far too much rum the night before and the following morning's hangover/heat stroke and slight smell of rum through my skin!) And my new wife seemed to be happy that she got more attention than the car for once. Anyway take a look at the pics and then I can get back to my normal post's Last edited by neilmc; 04-07-2009 at 03:21 PM.. Reason: mmmmmmm
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	Cheer's booforty, she's an arnage red label, with the proper engine. 6.75 Or did you mean the wife? The Carbis bay hotel in Carbis bay Cornwall, near my Mum's. Went off to Dartmoor afterwards to the Nobody inn and due to a falled tree got sent down the smallest most shit lanes in Devon due to the sat nav and ended up after far too many bramble scratches and grounding out the front bumper, getting in a huge sulk and using the SOS button. That is another story mind.
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	Cheers all. Booforty Carbis is is a great hotel, but choose the rooms carefully as some are that not good. The location however is stunning. I know the staff quite well, so in exchange for your m3, I will make sure you get the best room. Would you make sure it is full of vpower please.
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	I am curious now beemerbird, what did you expect me to look like? Pervy...but of course.
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	No problem booforty, it will be done. You may have to share the room with a Polish farm worker mind. He is called Egor and after a bottle of Polish spirit he likes to invert his penis back up inside his body in the style of a South American tribesman. Do not let this put you off...he has very soft hands.
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	Thanks red. Bemmerbird,I am flattered you imagined me at all! I actually assumed you are very busty with long dark hair(kept up) always wear trouser suits and have red nails and very neat eye brows. Am I correct? or do you look like a pirate with a wooden leg and a parrot. Apparently this appearance is worth a 9.5% discount in Porsche centres.
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neilmc Lieutenant 22 Rep 437 Posts Drives: BMW 320D M SPORT Join Date: May 2008 Location: uk iTrader: (1)	Steve the shed came from homebase and was reduced because of a broken piece of glass. This was however fixed by a local glazier I believe his name was Malcolm. The bird in the black and white dress helping make the innapropriate wedding shot is my mates wife. She was a bit drunk and if I am honest I nearly got lucky, but as we were disturbed I had to settle for a hand job. Hope this helps info wise.
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