A really cheap bitchy snobby coworker

The_Blob · 09-12-2008, 08:37 PM

There's this lady at my workplace who is cheap as heck. She never ever brings food to work for everyone. She eats food that people bring to work for sharing. Bitches and complains about everything even the food people bring! People at my workplace brings donuts, cakes, cookies at the time and she's always the first person to dig into the food. There was one time I ordered pizza for everyone and it was really nice gourmet pizza. She never even tried the pizza before yet she started to say I bet it's really crappy pizza and acted like she's a pizza expert. After eating the pizza, she did say she really enjoyed it. Well, that's not the end of the story....

So, recently, she brought crackers to work (priced at 2 dollars!) and put it on the lunchroom table and it's usually where people share food. Everyone brings goodies to work and shares it with everyone except her. Some people ate some of the crackers she brought and she started to complain that people shouldn't eat her crackers. How pathetic and cheap is that? Next day, the crackers were almost all gone. She was totally furious so the next time she brought the box of crackers she put her name on the box. It was beside the lunchroom table and some people ate the crackers and she found out again.
She was going around the workplace asking, "who ate my crackers? They're my crackers." Ok, this shocking part!!!! She started to CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe it at all, she lives in an upscale neighbour but she's renting. Some of the homes are worth over 20 million U.S. dollars and she treats people who live in suburbs or poorer neighbourhoods like dirt. Yet, she can't even afford to let people eat some crackers that cost only 2 dollars a box! She even typed a memo and printed it out and put it on the lunchroom saying whoever ate the crackers need to know that they're mine and stuff and it would be nice that you can buy me a new box of crackers of the same kind.

Hmmmm... more info on her... she's was a hippie when she was growing up and she was born and raised in Montreal, Canada and she hitchhiked across Canada so she's never been on a plane while travelling in Canada. Yes, she's also a total hypocrite as she always talks about healthy eating and organic and crap yet she's eats all the junk food people bring in! She dresses like she's classy yet she openly tells people that she likes getting drunk and stoned.

For fellow Canadians... she was protesting against a Tim Hortons donut shop opening in her neighbourhood. She was like, "Tim Hortons doesn't belong on this upscale neighbourhood" yet everytime people bring in Tim Hortons goodies to work, she eats eats the stuff donuts, cookies, cinnamin rolls, etc.

Let me tell you, pretty much everyone at my workplace from all departments hate her because she's a total bitch and a total snob and also a racist. I won't describe the racist parts because it's too offensive.

Now, here's the super shocking part, she used to work as a pastor at a church and she still calls herself a Christian!

In this world, there are some really sad people.

schnell325 · 09-12-2008, 08:44 PM

Start documenting the shit she does, take it up with the boss, and hopefully they will have bigger balls than her and fire her. Then once she's fired, tell her to get her fat ass to Tim Hortons and serve up coffee.

GreenThree · 09-12-2008, 08:45 PM

That pretty much sounds like an epic fail on all levels. Although, never mess with pizza experts who live in upscale neighbours... Good luck man

vq352k · 09-12-2008, 08:50 PM

holy crap!! you just describe a girl from my office who is also from canada, When the boss orders food whether is pizza, chicken, or whatever she not only eats alot, but take BOXES and put them on her desk so noone else would touch them, then she calls her husband to come and pick them up!!!! she FAT and also is always takling about eating healthy and saying that she's about to start working out and what not, and EVERYONE at the office hate her, not only b/c of that, but shes always talking crap about everyone. today my boss told me "if she doesn't STFU right now I'm going to send her home"

She's always talking about buying a huge house, but is so cheap that she doesn't even buy her own food, what she does is ask ppl where they are going and then tell them to BUY HER SOMETHING, she did it to me once and said I'll pay u back X day, im still waiting for that $$ i swear some ppl are just unreal!!

The_Blob · 09-12-2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by schnell325

Start documenting the shit she does, take it up with the boss, and hopefully they will have bigger balls than her and fire her. Then once she's fired, tell her to get her fat ass to Tim Hortons and serve up coffee.

Well, she's going to retire to two years and everyone knows everything she does. She's the type who will take legal action if the company will fire her. So, we're all waiting for her retirement. She's lazy as heck, she always ask people for questions when she has been told the answer for over one thousand times already and when she's late for work, she says like same stupid excuse like, "oh there was something wrong with my watch" or "there was a power outage in my area" which are B.S. She has absolutely NO CLASS WHATSOEVER!

The_Blob · 09-12-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenThree

That pretty much sounds like an epic fail on all levels. Although, never mess with pizza experts who live in upscale neighbours... Good luck man

She acts like an expert in everything! If someone critizised on her for something she did wrong in a nice manner or even someone gave her some advice at work, she would get extremely furious! She as no class whatsoever.

GAM3OVR85 · 09-12-2008, 08:57 PM

WOW!! ahahahaha

myfirstbimmer · 09-12-2008, 09:47 PM

And she has a job??? Wow.....

E90SLAM · 09-12-2008, 09:56 PM

Sounds like a lot of my "coworkers" who walked by my cubicle and saw the snack on my desk.....their eyes lid up and ask for some.....i was just too nice.....
then sometimes when they work OT on weekends....they just come and "steal".....
now i only shows cheap costco pretzels and hide the nicer ones to my frens in office...

pmeloche · 09-12-2008, 10:03 PM

This could describe a few of my co-workers. When you work in a shop with a few thousands people you are bound to meet all kinds of behaviours.

mnkybiznes · 09-12-2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

There's this lady at my workplace who is cheap as heck. She never ever brings food to work for everyone. She eats food that people bring to work for sharing. Bitches and complains about everything even the food people bring! People at my workplace brings donuts, cakes, cookies at the time and she's always the first person to dig into the food. There was one time I ordered pizza for everyone and it was really nice gourmet pizza. She never even tried the pizza before yet she started to say I bet it's really crappy pizza and acted like she's a pizza expert. After eating the pizza, she did say she really enjoyed it. Well, that's not the end of the story....

So, recently, she brought crackers to work (priced at 2 dollars!) and put it on the lunchroom table and it's usually where people share food. Everyone brings goodies to work and shares it with everyone except her. Some people ate some of the crackers she brought and she started to complain that people shouldn't eat her crackers. How pathetic and cheap is that? Next day, the crackers were almost all gone. She was totally furious so the next time she brought the box of crackers she put her name on the box. It was beside the lunchroom table and some people ate the crackers and she found out again.
She was going around the workplace asking, "who ate my crackers? They're my crackers." Ok, this shocking part!!!! She started to CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe it at all, she lives in an upscale neighbour but she's renting. Some of the homes are worth over 20 million U.S. dollars and she treats people who live in suburbs or poorer neighbourhoods like dirt. Yet, she can't even afford to let people eat some crackers that cost only 2 dollars a box! She even typed a memo and printed it out and put it on the lunchroom saying whoever ate the crackers need to know that they're mine and stuff and it would be nice that you can buy me a new box of crackers of the same kind.

Hmmmm... more info on her... she's was a hippie when she was growing up and she was born and raised in Montreal, Canada and she hitchhiked across Canada so she's never been on a plane while travelling in Canada. Yes, she's also a total hypocrite as she always talks about healthy eating and organic and crap yet she's eats all the junk food people bring in! She dresses like she's classy yet she openly tells people that she likes getting drunk and stoned.

For fellow Canadians... she was protesting against a Tim Hortons donut shop opening in her neighbourhood. She was like, "Tim Hortons doesn't belong on this upscale neighbourhood" yet everytime people bring in Tim Hortons goodies to work, she eats eats the stuff donuts, cookies, cinnamin rolls, etc.

Let me tell you, pretty much everyone at my workplace from all departments hate her because she's a total bitch and a total snob and also a racist. I won't describe the racist parts because it's too offensive.

Now, here's the super shocking part, she used to work as a pastor at a church and she still calls herself a Christian!

In this world, there are some really sad people.

By the sounds of it she probably hasn't been laid in a while ..... so step up!

schnell325 · 09-12-2008, 10:23 PM

^^^ ahahha.....probably still a "hairy hippy" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

asdflkijd · 09-12-2008, 10:45 PM

RBBMWE46M3 · 09-12-2008, 11:36 PM

Make her some special blob sauce muffins and laugh you head off when she takes a bite

Rick · 09-13-2008, 01:06 AM

sounds like you wanna bang her. DO IT. DO IT.

Year's_End · 09-13-2008, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RBBMWE46M3

Make her some special blob sauce muffins and laugh you head off when she takes a bite

I actually like this idea.

Blob, lace some muffs with some laxatives or something. Just tell everyone and not her. If she steals em like you say she does all the time, then I dunno, it should work. I'd get some lolz out of it.

Neema · 09-13-2008, 01:29 PM

sounds like the bitch has some mental issues

oldaccount · 09-13-2008, 02:01 PM

im not reading all that, so all I can suggest is that you PIIHB.

mnkybiznes · 09-13-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

im not reading all that, so all I can suggest is that you PIIHB.

Okay ............. I give .......... PIIHB?

oldaccount · 09-13-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mnkybiznes

Okay ............. I give .......... PIIHB?

she loves PIIHB.

The_Blob · 09-13-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

sounds like you wanna bang her. DO IT. DO IT.

LOL, she's ugly as heck. Her looks and personality would scare anyone.

mnkybiznes · 09-13-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

LOL, she's ugly as heck. Her looks and personality would scare anyone.

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The_Blob Second Lieutenant 482 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	A really cheap bitchy snobby coworker There's this lady at my workplace who is cheap as heck. She never ever brings food to work for everyone. She eats food that people bring to work for sharing. Bitches and complains about everything even the food people bring! People at my workplace brings donuts, cakes, cookies at the time and she's always the first person to dig into the food. There was one time I ordered pizza for everyone and it was really nice gourmet pizza. She never even tried the pizza before yet she started to say I bet it's really crappy pizza and acted like she's a pizza expert. After eating the pizza, she did say she really enjoyed it. Well, that's not the end of the story.... So, recently, she brought crackers to work (priced at 2 dollars!) and put it on the lunchroom table and it's usually where people share food. Everyone brings goodies to work and shares it with everyone except her. Some people ate some of the crackers she brought and she started to complain that people shouldn't eat her crackers. How pathetic and cheap is that? Next day, the crackers were almost all gone. She was totally furious so the next time she brought the box of crackers she put her name on the box. It was beside the lunchroom table and some people ate the crackers and she found out again. She was going around the workplace asking, "who ate my crackers? They're my crackers." Ok, this shocking part!!!! She started to CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe it at all, she lives in an upscale neighbour but she's renting. Some of the homes are worth over 20 million U.S. dollars and she treats people who live in suburbs or poorer neighbourhoods like dirt. Yet, she can't even afford to let people eat some crackers that cost only 2 dollars a box! She even typed a memo and printed it out and put it on the lunchroom saying whoever ate the crackers need to know that they're mine and stuff and it would be nice that you can buy me a new box of crackers of the same kind. Hmmmm... more info on her... she's was a hippie when she was growing up and she was born and raised in Montreal, Canada and she hitchhiked across Canada so she's never been on a plane while travelling in Canada. Yes, she's also a total hypocrite as she always talks about healthy eating and organic and crap yet she's eats all the junk food people bring in! She dresses like she's classy yet she openly tells people that she likes getting drunk and stoned. For fellow Canadians... she was protesting against a Tim Hortons donut shop opening in her neighbourhood. She was like, "Tim Hortons doesn't belong on this upscale neighbourhood" yet everytime people bring in Tim Hortons goodies to work, she eats eats the stuff donuts, cookies, cinnamin rolls, etc. Let me tell you, pretty much everyone at my workplace from all departments hate her because she's a total bitch and a total snob and also a racist. I won't describe the racist parts because it's too offensive. Now, here's the super shocking part, she used to work as a pastor at a church and she still calls herself a Christian! In this world, there are some really sad people.
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vq352k Private First Class 14 Rep 147 Posts Drives: F10 535xi, e92 335I (Ret.) Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Nova iTrader: (0)	holy crap!! you just describe a girl from my office who is also from canada, When the boss orders food whether is pizza, chicken, or whatever she not only eats alot, but take BOXES and put them on her desk so noone else would touch them, then she calls her husband to come and pick them up!!!! she FAT and also is always takling about eating healthy and saying that she's about to start working out and what not, and EVERYONE at the office hate her, not only b/c of that, but shes always talking crap about everyone. today my boss told me "if she doesn't STFU right now I'm going to send her home" She's always talking about buying a huge house, but is so cheap that she doesn't even buy her own food, what she does is ask ppl where they are going and then tell them to BUY HER SOMETHING, she did it to me once and said I'll pay u back X day, im still waiting for that $$ i swear some ppl are just unreal!!
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oldaccount Colonel 162 Rep 2,456 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (2)	im not reading all that, so all I can suggest is that you PIIHB.
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