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      09-12-2008, 09:56 AM   #1
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Are college girls hip to inuendo? How would you play your hand in this situation? Mind you, just email exchanges so far. Pretty much your first email reply and you don't really know what kinda girl she is.

You joke to her that you are a vegetarian. She replies with:

"I made dinner for the girls. It was amazing!! Word of warning though, we all eat meat, so don't think that we are yucky! Sorry. "

Is it game-on for stuff like: "that's cool, if you eat meat, doesn't bother me. If we go out and I get something with meat on it, I'd be more than happy to let you eat my meat."

What to the resident players think?
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Kinda creepy that early on. The last part is by far the worst. You can be playful but your fairly early to start suggesting the tube steak.
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Ask her if she likes tube steak
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Ask her if she likes hot beef injections, that should get her juices flowing!
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Dude no class here.


While your at it tell her you have a BMW and that entitles you to move her panties to the side biotch
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this thread delivers.
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Ask her if she likes tube steak
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Wow, just, it amazes me the number of people willing to consult an internet forum for advice on how they should interact with women.
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Dude no class here.


While your at it tell her you have a BMW and that entitles you to move her panties to the side biotch
This guy is a pimp!
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Kinda creepy that early on. The last part is by far the worst. You can be playful but your fairly early to start suggesting the tube steak.
I think you are right. But, a few things...

1. there's other fish in the sea. It's ok to crash and burn.

2. she may be a freak. How would you know?

3. what if not playing your hand agressive lets this one slip away?
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      09-12-2008, 10:35 AM   #12
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I think you are right. But, a few things...

1. there's other fish in the sea. It's ok to crash and burn.

2. she may be a freak. How would you know?

3. what if not playing your hand agressive lets this one slip away?
In the occurance of number 3, refer to number 1.

If not being aggresive lets her get away, she is a skank that will probably give you the hiv. You don't want the hiv son. Stay away.
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The problem i see with what she wrote is that it seems like a innocent fun joke! It'd be alittle inappropriate to suggest any body part in a joking manner. I say play the innocent fun game back with her without dildo innuendos! hahaha but than, I have no idea since hard to tell just based on her 1 sentence reply i read here!
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Is it game-on for stuff like: "that's cool, if you eat meat, doesn't bother me. If we go out and I get something with meat on it, I'd be more than happy to let you eat my meat."

What to the resident players think?
You gotta be more coy then that dude. That's not an inuendo, that's just a flat out hint.

I use to be a lot more cautious what I said in front of the ladies. Now I don't give a shit. I'm pretty vulgar sometimes, but sometimes I throw those inuendo's out and get the look. Then a once they get it.
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Juts reply back, "Well, a bit of clarification : I am vegetarian except when it comes to sex" and see what kind of reply you get back
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Juts reply back, "Well, a bit of clarification : I am vegetarian except when it comes to sex" and see what kind of reply you get back
Wouldn't that imply that he likes the cock?
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Wouldn't that imply that he likes the cock?
Of course not ..I am referring to the other white meat
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Of course not ..I am referring to the other white meat
"I'm a vegetarian, except I eat fish."

Good way to determine if the girl(s) have a dirty mind or not.
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"I am a vegetarian, can i eat your ass out?"
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Wow, just, it amazes me the number of people willing to consult an internet forum for advice on how they should interact with women.
Why do you think dating sites like eHarmony got so popular?
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"I'm a vegetarian, except I eat fish."

Good way to determine if the girl(s) have a dirty mind or not.
There ya go.
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