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      12-26-2007, 05:51 AM   #1
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The Crap Present Thread

Everyone normally gets a crap present so here is the chance to tell us all what it was.

I've got a few but I'll start with one and see if you can better it:=

4 Cake Plates
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Xbox 360......................




































































































































































































































































ONLY JOKING, THATS THE BEST ONE...







The worst is 2 packs of twiglets, from my miswah who also bought me the 360, 2ends of the scale lol.. i do like twiglets but its not much of an xmas pressie you must agree.


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My Miswah got a yellow plastic banana holder from her siswah.
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my mom got me the same cologne that she got me last Christmas. how weird. i just thanked her and asked her if i can exchange it for a store credit. lol
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i got one of those too!!
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I wanted the Tamiya hotshot I saw in a guildford toyshop but got one of those cheapo BHS remote control Ferrari Enzo Ferraris




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2 Mugs.
Par for the course at Xmas - surprised I didn't get one!

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Eh?

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a rucksack with a picnic set in it
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a pack of racing snails
Wind up or real?

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Twiglets are quite funny too.

My 2nd worse was some Pot Pourri
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My Miswah got a yellow plastic banana holder from her siswah.
Whats that then? some sort of sexual device? like a bunny?

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Tamiya Hotshot?
A re-release of a retro R/C toy!
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Cool, how long ago did the original come out? original one is surely the one to have then?
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Whats that then? some sort of sexual device? like a bunny?
Nothing as interesting as that I am afaid Carlos. Its about 12 inches long with a bend in the middle. I guess you could use it on the Miswah if one desired.

Have a look here..

http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/


These are what they look like.
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Nothing as interesting as that I am afaid Carlos. Its about 12 inches long with a bend in the middle. I guess you could use it on the Miswah if one desired.

Have a look here..

http://www.bananaguards.co.uk/eshop/


These are what they look like.

You cant garuntee that your Banana will be 12 inches long and bend in the same place as the holder tho can you? or is it adjustable?


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You cant garuntee that your Banana will be 12 inches long and bend in the same place as the holder tho can you? or is it adjustable?


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NO adjustment I am afraid, just rigid. The bend is closer to one end than the other.

Options 3 inch straight than the bend or 6 inch straight than the bend. To be honest it's a bin job in my opinion.

Do you want it?
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NO adjustment I am afraid, just rigid. The bend is closer to one end than the other.

Options 3 inch straight than the bend or 6 inch straight than the bend. To be honest it's a bin job in my opinion.

Do you want it?
No thanks mate, altho when ive had bananas in my pocket of my worjk jacket they have exploded a few times so it could come in handy.
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