LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

MKSixer · 05-19-2020, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

My neighbors will soon be complaining of strobe lights and loud clapping.

Let those bastards complain.

On a serious note.....wow, what the absolute fack??? Is this what those lifted truck boys put under their fenders???

LOL!!

I'm not sure about the history of the creation of these, "devices". Actually now that you mention it, I don't want to know!!

The Choosey begger · 05-19-2020, 08:57 AM

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King Rudi · 05-19-2020, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

LOL!!

I'm not sure about the history of the creation of these, "devices". Actually now that you mention it, I don't want to know!!

It was either invented by someone with a love for Fast & Furious underglow mods or a female who was trying to help out her ill-equipped lover for him to find his way around.

rwheels · 05-19-2020, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

LOL!!

I'm not sure about the history of the creation of these, "devices". Actually now that you mention it, I don't want to know!!

I think they are "puddle lights". They keep her from stepping in puddles.

Many cars have them.

UncleWede · 05-19-2020, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

When did they start manufacturing these?!?!

Flash light

Neon light

TheWatchGuy · 05-19-2020, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

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not gonna lie....

i tripped him.

TheWatchGuy · 05-19-2020, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Light at the end of the tunnel?

UncleWede !!!!! When did they start manufacturing these?!?!

Fast and Furious: Tokyo Syphilis

Murf993 · 05-19-2020, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

LOL!!

I'm not sure about the history of the creation of these, "devices". Actually now that you mention it, I don't want to know!!

Oh come on....you know you want to know.

Rmtt · 05-19-2020, 11:07 AM

King Rudi · 05-19-2020, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

I think they are "puddle lights". They keep her from stepping in puddles.

Many cars have them.

+1000 for puddle lights

I just bought 4.....you know for safety concerns. I can't have her injuring herself.

vreihen16 · 05-19-2020, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

...and some bratty kids running through the restaurant with shitty parents who can't control them. We've all seen both and should know the difference enough to not get offended.

I take it that you've never tossed a spoiled brat of an 11-year-old over the side of your boat a mile from shore in 130 feet of water because the parents totally lost control of the kid?

Back to this thread's topic...

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rwheels · 05-19-2020, 12:03 PM

(singing) Can you feel the love tonight?

MKSixer · 05-19-2020, 02:16 PM

Our future...

THIS IS BOTH FUNNY & SINISTER
Ordering Pizza In 2020

CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialled the wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER:OK. I would like to order a pizza.🍕
GOOGLE

o you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza... with three kinds of cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I detest vegetables!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol 💊
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Chemist.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement 💳
CALLER: I paid in cash 💷
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.
I'm going to an island without an Internet, or cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me 🏝
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but Alexa says you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago???? !!!!

BMWGUYinCO · 05-19-2020, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Light at the end of the tunnel?

UncleWede !!!!! When did they start manufacturing these?!?!

My question is, - is she demonstrating a front porch light, or a back patio light?

I just looked up the product; it does come with a warning: "Avoid strong sneezes or coughs"

MKSixer · 05-19-2020, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

My question is, - is she demonstrating a front porch light, or a back patio light?

I just looked up the product; it does come with a warning: "Avoid strong sneezes or coughs"

Wow.

I immediately recommend you to the MODs for Officer status in our Bimmerpost hierarchy. Your question is properly disturbing and your additional "inspiration" to look up the product safety information marks you truly disturbed.

Welcome to the family.

What say you, UncleWede and Murf993 ?

Murf993 · 05-19-2020, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

My question is, - is she demonstrating a front porch light, or a back patio light?

I just looked up the product; it does come with a warning: "Avoid strong sneezes or coughs"

Also available in larger sizes.....

BMWGUYinCO · 05-19-2020, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Wow.

I immediately recommend you to the MODs for Officer status in our Bimmerpost hierarchy. Your question if properly disturbing and your additional "inspiration" to look up the product safety information marks you truly disturbed.

Welcome to the family.

What say you, UncleWede and Murf993 ?

LOL - you have no idea!

Murf993 · 05-19-2020, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

LOL - you have no idea!

I like the way he rolls.

DETRoadster · 05-19-2020, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Flash light

Neon light

Landing lights...

MKSixer · 05-19-2020, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

LOL - you have no idea!

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Originally Posted by Murf993

I like the way he rolls.

The Emperor approves.

rwheels · 05-19-2020, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

My question is, - is she demonstrating a front porch light, or a back patio light?

I just looked up the product; it does come with a warning: "Avoid strong sneezes or coughs"

I doubt any coughing or sneezing is going to help with this one.

hubbahubba · 05-19-2020, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

Also available in larger sizes.....

So did you add it to the wedding registry? And if so, how does your future betrothed feel about it?

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