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      08-25-2021, 09:32 PM   #6689
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I bought a bag of Ben & Jerry's chocolate chip cookie dough chunks and enjoying it way more than I should.
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      08-25-2021, 11:56 PM   #6690
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      08-26-2021, 12:02 AM   #6692
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      08-26-2021, 05:05 AM   #6693
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Some fat old hairy guy standing over you and pee'ing on you is not considered squirting.
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      08-26-2021, 07:39 AM   #6694
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Some fat old hairy guy standing over you and pee'ing on you is not considered squirting.
I will be the only fat old hairy guy in the room pulling an r Kelly
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      08-26-2021, 08:36 AM   #6695
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I'll help a brother out. Pee - yellow, stinks, no beuno. Squirt - clear, odorless, dries surprisingly fast depending on volume.
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Didn't stink but was decent volume.
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      08-26-2021, 10:11 AM   #6697
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      08-26-2021, 11:41 AM   #6698
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We've joked about getting an inflatable pool to lay on top of the bed. Washing towels everyday now.
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      08-26-2021, 01:32 PM   #6699
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We've joked about getting an inflatable pool to lay on top of the bed. Washing towels everyday now.
Wait, who is this we? Did I miss something?
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      08-26-2021, 01:35 PM   #6700
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We've joked about getting an inflatable pool to lay on top of the bed. Washing towels everyday now.
Wait, who is this we? Did I miss something?
Nope. Same. This was covered in the dating thread many moons ago.
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      08-26-2021, 01:56 PM   #6701
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      08-26-2021, 05:29 PM   #6702
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How da fuq do I explain this outward laughing to co-workers?????


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      08-26-2021, 06:11 PM   #6703
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Paid fedex extra to have my boys Xbox delivered today. Still not here!
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My video card left CH, but hasn't moved from JP in a week. I paid $50 for shipping
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Someone in "JP" is thanking you for the nice video card.
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My video card left CH, but hasn't moved from JP in a week. I paid $50 for shipping
Someone in "JP" is thanking you for the nice video card.
Paid over a grand with shipping

3D crime scene rendering, 3 fans, 12gb ram on board
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Paid over a grand with shipping

3D crime scene rendering, 3 fans, 12gb ram on board
Like I said, someone is happy with your purchase.
On a serious note, that sounds like a badass card.
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That's cuz you went Xbox.
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Paid over a grand with shipping

3D crime scene rendering, 3 fans, 12gb ram on board
Like I said, someone is happy with your purchase.
On a serious note, that sounds like a badass card.
The sergeant who it's intended for keeps reminding me about duty-issue sidearm, taser, and baton
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      08-26-2021, 07:54 PM   #6710
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Who is this sergeant you refer to?
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