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      09-08-2015, 02:19 AM   #23
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Considering in my real profession I sleep all day long- you guys have a longggggg way to catch up to me.
Yeah, what he said: Bitch, get in line.

Hilarious, but I doubt that out of three of us, I wouldn't even be the busiest one.
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      09-08-2015, 02:22 AM   #24
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Haha! ...I got laid off last month and would rather be working right now, so you can have it my friend.
I do 18 hour days and no profits to show. You'll be fine. Any man with enough taste to buy an M will always make it.
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Considering in my real profession I sleep all day long- you guys have a longggggg way to catch up to me.
Yeah, what he said: Bitch, get in line.

Hilarious, but I doubt that out of three of us, I wouldn't even be the busiest one.
All I do is doodle on this darn piano or guitar, tell people how to arrange their music so it doesn't suck and when they can't figure it out- I just do it for them and my bank account keeps growing&growing :
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All I do is doodle on this darn piano or guitar, tell people how to arrange their music so it doesn't suck and when they can't figure it out- I just do it for them and my bank account keeps growing&growing :
You got jalapenos?

Yeah, I kinda envy you. I don't make any money (as in keep it) and I have to be nice to fucktards at times to get their connections work for me.
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All I do is doodle on this darn piano or guitar, tell people how to arrange their music so it doesn't suck and when they can't figure it out- I just do it for them and my bank account keeps growing&growing :
You got jalapenos?

Yeah, I kinda envy you. I don't make any money (as in keep it) and I have to be nice to fucktards at times to get their connections work for me.
I'm in Sydney ATM.

I don't even think they know what jalapeños are out here.

However, when I get back to ca, I will trade you some grade A jalapeños for some quarters
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All I do is doodle on this darn piano or guitar, tell people how to arrange their music so it doesn't suck and when they can't figure it out- I just do it for them and my bank account keeps growing&growing :
That sounds like a lot of work there Tit. You want in on my goat business? I need a whole new batch of fresh product from Mexico.
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All I do is doodle on this darn piano or guitar, tell people how to arrange their music so it doesn't suck and when they can't figure it out- I just do it for them and my bank account keeps growing&growing :
That sounds like a lot of work there Tit. You want in on my goat business? I need a whole new batch of fresh product from Mexico.
Mexico isn't known for our goats :/

Donkeys on the other hand, there's a handful down in Tijuana I can rescue from the "donkey show" that goes down on Cahuella st

If that helps you, I'm in!
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Mexico isn't known for our goats :/

Donkeys on the other hand, there's a handful down in Tijuana I can rescue from the "donkey show" that goes down on Cahuella st

If that helps you, I'm in!
My customers will fuck anything. Make sure them donkeys are underage though. 1moremod likes em young.

For some reason, Donald Trump kept popping up in my head telling me Mexico had a thriving goat economy.
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I'm in Sydney ATM.

I don't even think they know what jalapeños are out here.

However, when I get back to ca, I will trade you some grade A jalapeños for some quarters
I have two dollars in cash.
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      09-08-2015, 04:11 AM   #32
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I work for a Ford franchise in service bookings. Not very exciting at all.
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I am also an avid collector of dogs, imaginary premier league footballer & I'm pretty dope at Call Of Duty.
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I actually own BMW franchise dealers in the UK- as well as several other manufacturers. Go check it out - www.lloydmotorgroup.com

I am also an avid collector of dogs, imaginary premier league footballer & I'm pretty dope at Call Of Duty.

Oh lookie there. Someone just said he'll give discounts on LCI Blacklines ...
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I actually own BMW franchise dealers in the UK- as well as several other manufacturers. Go check it out - www.lloydmotorgroup.com

I am also an avid collector of dogs, imaginary premier league footballer & I'm pretty dope at Call Of Duty.
Some of the same brands I work along with..

Fiat / Jaguar / Land Rover / Volvo - even though the place I work are no long a Volvo Approved service centre.

I'm in CRM at the moment aiming for a service advisor role but who knows where this will end up
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The ones who make it are self-loathing and lack inspiration.
I've seen a few move on.
I'm still inspired to be a pornstar lol but it isn't working out to well so I guess I'm that few that will move on.
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I'm still inspired to be a pornstar lol but it isn't working out to well so I guess I'm that few that will move on.
Those who can't do teach...there is still a career in pron for you...Director!
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Hey I will sue. Don't post the photos.
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Those who can't do teach...there is still a career in pron for you...Director!
I like that and for my first film I'll title it "The Black and the Furious" starring Vin Drizzle and Paul Cocker
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I like that and for my first film I'll title it "The Black and the Furious" starring Vin Drizzle and Paul Cocker
Uh word of advice...focus on the female talent unless you're doing a different kind of porn....

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