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      03-02-2021, 09:59 AM   #31417
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They/Them sauce?

One of our employees made a suggestion that we start adding our preferred gender pronouns to our e-mail signatures. The executive team discussed it with HR last week. I said "My photo is already attached to my Outlook profile. You can clearly see I have a full beard and my name is Dave. I'd like my peers to take that information in and judge me appropriately based on my outer appearance. That's my preference and I believe I have a right to ask to be evaluated in that manner. If you are dead set on me making a statement about gender pronouns in my e-mail signature I'll simply put, Look at photo and decide for yourself." I thought our very well intentioned 25 year old HR kid was going to fall out of his/her/them chair.
So, the hormones aren't working so well???
What do you mean? They are working great. I used to be Carol...
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What do you mean? They are working great. I used to be Carol...
Now that I re-read your OP, I do sense some roid-rage
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      03-02-2021, 10:18 AM   #31419
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What do you mean? They are working great. I used to be Carol...
Used to be Karen by the sounds of your previous message

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What do you mean? They are working great. I used to be Carol...
Used to be Karen by the sounds of your previous message

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What do you mean? They are working great. I used to be Carol...
Now that I re-read your OP, I do sense some roid-rage
You guys are cracking me up this morning. Thanks for the laughs!
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I thought our very well intentioned 25 year old HR kid was going to fall out of his/her/them chair.
Gender pronouns: dude/bro/y'all
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What being sick looked like as a kid in the 80's

My mother would open the windows in my room "to let the virus out" ?!?
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Somehow I have a daughter who is a boy in the room and a girl in the car...
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Somehow I have a daughter who is a boy in the room and a girl in the car...
Your description is more accurate than the meme. I have never seen a woman's/girls room that spotless....even after they cleaned it.
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Your description is more accurate than the meme. I have never seen a woman's/girls room that spotless....even after they cleaned it.
You never met a daughter raised by my father then! I made quite a few bills cleaning or helping to clean her room when we knew an inspection was getting ready to happen. I learned and kept mine 90% all the time, but she would wait till the very last minute to try and pick up her junk.

Funny thing is - her house is meticulously clean all the time now. My father went to stay with her for a week after his heart surgery once and I was out of town. Hw called me one day and said "you gotta get me the hell out of here - your sis is driving me crazy with all this straightening up 24/7......."

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