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      02-26-2020, 10:56 AM   #25785
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

I find number 5 especially funny.....
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      02-26-2020, 11:02 AM   #25787
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I guess #4 excludes family members?
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      02-26-2020, 11:06 AM   #25788
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I find number 5 especially funny.....
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I guess #4 excludes family members?
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I find number 5 especially funny.....
You'd think the only permitted position in Washington DC would be with the recipient bent over.
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      02-26-2020, 11:17 AM   #25790
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

You do realize that most laws are written in response to someone doing something and then the government trying respond to prevent it.....just food for thought.
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      02-26-2020, 11:21 AM   #25791
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You do realize that most laws are written in response to someone doing something and then the government trying respond to prevent it.....just food for thought.
Which is why 7 through 10 are particularly disturbing!!
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You'd think the only permitted position in Washington DC would be with the recipient bent over.
My thoughts exactly!
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

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I find number 5 especially funny.....
I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
You'd think that people having sex with animals is unusual, but you'd likely be surprised. When I worked in 12 division we had the Stock Yards in our area, it wasn't unusual to get folks down there with the livestock....I guess they were practicing animal husbandry.....sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
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So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
If my ma and pa get divorced will they still be brother and sister?
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
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So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
Not sure - from my read of it, wouldn't the siblings still meet the definition of an unmarried couple?
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
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I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.

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Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh boy. Trap laid.

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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Really? Were you now?

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Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
I do, as well!!
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
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Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
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