Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

King Rudi · 09-03-2020, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I'm gonna reference MKSixer for this: approach her from behind, tug her hair down a bit and whisper something in her ears

Has yet to fail me, but definitely definitely make sure you know she'd be comfortable doing this. DO NOT randomly approach women and do this

Oh grasshopper, still much to learn. This is how complete strangers should get to know one another. I've moved on from the hair pull though. I have incorporated the mating techniques of our feline friends. I sneak up behind them, scratch the shit out of them and start biting the back of their neck until they are in position.

Turkish Pickle · 09-03-2020, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Oh grasshopper, still much to learn. This is how complete strangers should get to know one another. I've moved on from the hair pull though. I have incorporated the mating techniques of our feline friends. I sneak up behind them, scratch the shit out of them and start biting the back of their neck until they are in position.

I will try this on Sunday and report back

I still have my reservations on sharing my small room with her for 9 days but I have also been a good boy for the last 3 weeks and so long as she takes care of me I don't think I'll mind

King Rudi · 09-03-2020, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I will try this on Sunday and report back

I still have my reservations on sharing my small room with her for 9 days but I have also been a good boy for the last 3 weeks and so long as she takes care of me I don't think I'll mind

Pro-tip: Make sure you bite hard on the back of the neck. Also, you'll need to grow your toenails out a bit; its the feet you have to scratch her with.

Those 9 days are going to go by quickly. Make sure you have plenty of movies to watch and snacks on hand; you'll both need the energy.

MKSixer · 09-03-2020, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I'm gonna reference MKSixer for this: approach her from behind, tug her hair down a bit and whisper something in her ears

Has yet to fail me, but definitely definitely make sure you know she'd be comfortable doing this. DO NOT randomly approach women and do this

Ah yes.

Well done, my Padawan Learner!!

Now for the advanced lesson:

Do all which you mentioned, adding this move: Bend her over about 45 degrees while still pulling on her hair, cup a boob with your free hand while whispering..."Just sizing everything up for later."

This is the only way to advance to full Jedi Rank. Once accomplished with regularity, you will be given the keys to advance to Jedi Master.

May The Panties Be With You.

nyalpine90 · 09-03-2020, 01:31 PM

upstatedoc · 09-03-2020, 02:29 PM

This is all good stuff

Lups · 09-03-2020, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Glo

Lups when you've finished taking a dump on your commanding officers toilet... your opinion would be valued too.

Hey shit happens and at times no more commenting is required.

King Rudi · 09-03-2020, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey shit happens and at times no more commenting is required.

Wait.....what???? Who is this???

Edit: To reduce confusion....it's Judy. I think I may have changed my name once or ten since I've seen you on here.

Lups · 09-03-2020, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Wait.....what???? Who is this???

Edit: To reduce confusion....it's Judy. I think I may have changed my name once or ten since I've seen you on here.

Judy, my girl!! Good to see you! In my mind you haven't changed the gender so what's up my bitch?

dinonz · 09-03-2020, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Which head?

One of the biggest errors in biology is men having two heads...but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.....

I think big head is the smarter one.

upstatedoc · 09-03-2020, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Judy, my girl!! Good to see you! In my mind you haven't changed the gender so what's up my bitch?

pwn3d

TboneS54 · 09-03-2020, 06:11 PM

So are people even dating these days? Or is it just cell phone app initiated hook ups?

wcr3d · 09-03-2020, 06:45 PM

If you hook up more than once isn’t that dating?

aliiin · 09-03-2020, 06:51 PM

I went on a first date last week. Felt no connection and also feel that starting all over with someone new is just such a daunting task.

Guess onto the next one! Lol

Dang3r · 09-04-2020, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

[...] but something tells me she's just genuinely waiting for you to take the ropes and just flop your dick out on the table.

Made my day

MKSixer · 09-04-2020, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Judy, my girl!! Good to see you! In my mind you haven't changed the gender so what's up my bitch?

HOW ARE YOU?!?!!

Where have you been hiding?

Lups · 09-04-2020, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

HOW ARE YOU?!?!!

Where have you been hiding?

I've had an insane year and it just keeps getting worse and worse. I thought I was busy earlier with the 18 hour days but turns out that was the vacation version of my life.

Sup Sixie? All good?

MKSixer · 09-04-2020, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I've had an insane year and it just keeps getting worse and worse. I thought I was busy earlier with the 18 hour days but turns out that was the vacation version of my life.

Sup Sixie? All good?

The same!! How are the kiddos? Mine is in law school now.

Lups · 09-04-2020, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

The same!! How are the kiddos? Mine is in law school now.

The little shits act like me but they're smarter than I and I still think about selling them daily. The youngest one seems like a special sort of trouble since he has decided the second grade was a really good time to introduce himself to the principal. "I thought you'd be scarier but anyway, nice to meet you finally and we will be seeing each other a lot in the future".

Fml

Chappers 71 · 09-06-2020, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I've had an insane year and it just keeps getting worse and worse. I thought I was busy earlier with the 18 hour days but turns out that was the vacation version of my life.

Sup Sixie? All good?

Hey Lups, BP's been rather dull without you

Hope things take a turn for the better, maybe we could all have a whose had the worst year off.

Lups · 09-07-2020, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chappers 71

Hey Lups, BP's been rather dull without you

Hope things take a turn for the better, maybe we could all have a whose had the worst year off.

Hey mate, I'm totally in! I'm so in my hubby is buying an alfa romeo! Prepare to be defeated!

Chappers 71 · 09-07-2020, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey mate, I'm totally in! I'm so in my hubby is buying an alfa romeo! Prepare to be defeated!

Oh bugger! Can't compete with that....is Mr Lups having a mid life crisis?
On the bright side at least it'll be nice to look at

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