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MsGoGoMoto · 08-12-2021, 06:09 PM

Laughing so hard…

ryan stewart · 08-12-2021, 06:29 PM

Its Active!

Going to the dealer is hilariously sad now. I was always for yuppie douches in the 80s and early 90s but now its solidly a lifestyle brand.

vreihen16 · 08-12-2021, 06:46 PM

I actually bought one of these for my i3 in 2019, as a celebration from finally being out of a sponsorship agreement that controlled my license plate frames for over 20 years:

https://www.shopbmwusa.com/product/4...SE-PLATE-FRAME

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3.0L · 08-12-2021, 07:13 PM

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RickFLM4 · 08-12-2021, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Laughing so hard…

In fairness it looks like it could function as both a dog bowl and a mouse house at the same time.

MsGoGoMoto · 08-12-2021, 08:30 PM

It's ACTIVE

zx10guy · 08-12-2021, 09:37 PM

Heck. BMW has a long ways to go to catch up to Ducati.

Darth One · 08-12-2021, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Laughing so hard…

This is perfect, given how bmw design is the proverbial dog's breakfast nowadays

///d · 08-13-2021, 02:12 AM

But people will buy it.

Just the other day someone on the BMX X5 bookface page asked about the BMW branded air fresheners at the dealership and if they were worth the money. At first I laughed, but then imagined they were someone who thought they were too good to walk into a Autozone and buy one from there.

MsGoGoMoto · 08-13-2021, 02:16 AM

Next thing you know, the dog will come with a service light. And you can check health status on MyBMW app.

Choose vets like local dealerships

cb804 · 08-13-2021, 05:52 AM

Hey, I like the floating center caps. I'm going away now.

cmyx6go · 08-13-2021, 06:33 AM

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Hey, I like the floating center caps. I'm going away now.

I had them on my 2005 E53. They were pretty cool. I got a lot of looks and thumbs up over them. People we amazed that the logo stayed straight.

MPOWER5266 · 08-13-2021, 08:43 AM

I do a lot of events with the CCA museum/factory/performance center in Greer. I seem to get some random tchotchke every time. Note books, coffee mugs, lanyards, key chains, etc etc. The best was a tin of M&M's with the M logo on them, they were labeled ///M&///M's.......

I did buy my twins some onesies last time I was there though...

F32Fleet · 08-13-2021, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MPOWER5266

I do a lot of events with the CCA museum/factory/performance center in Greer. I seem to get some random tchotchke every time. Note books, coffee mugs, lanyards, key chains, etc etc. The best was a tin of M&M's with the M logo on them, they were labeled ///M&///M's.......

I did buy my twins some onesies last time I was there though...

How is it? I've been to swing by there when I visit family but it's just a little too far and out of the way.

detroitm2 · 08-13-2021, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

Laughing so hard…

No M badge. Not interested.

ShopVac · 08-13-2021, 12:05 PM

My kid got me the BMW Golfsport hat for father's day. Actually kinda decent, and it has an integrated magnetic ball mark.

M5Rick · 08-13-2021, 02:25 PM

Had this pen for a few years now and doesn't seem to run out of ink, maybe it's a hybrid

MPOWER5266 · 08-13-2021, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by F32Fleet

How is it? I've been to swing by there when I visit family but it's just a little too far and out of the way.

Its cool. I am stopping on my way up to The Vintage in Sept.

Jbrown7403 · 08-13-2021, 03:44 PM

Love my floating center caps on my F82! Looks damn cool at speed + standing still. I’ve caught people staring at the caps with puzzled looks as I drive by.

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 01:33 AM

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Love my floating center caps on my F82! Looks damn cool at speed + standing still. I’ve caught people staring at the caps with puzzled looks as I drive by.

Now I'm interested

MsGoGoMoto · 08-14-2021, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by M5Rick

Had this pen for a few years now and doesn't seem to run out of ink, maybe it's a hybrid

Loooooooooooooool

Germanauto · 08-14-2021, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ///d

But people will buy it.

Just the other day someone on the BMX X5 bookface page asked about the BMW branded air fresheners at the dealership and if they were worth the money. At first I laughed, but then imagined they were someone who thought they were too good to walk into a Autozone and buy one from there.

The BMW branded air freshners are what people should be getting, not some cheap Autozone garbage. I don't do air freshners since I never eat/drink in my cars so they always have that new car smell no matter how old, but for people who do that that issue the BMW one is the way to go. The design aesthetic fits nicely in the cabin as well.

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