[Itsed65]

I picked up a new shipment from one of my wine clubs and discovered my wine fridge is full. Now I have to decide which bottles are "fridge worthy".

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by Itsed65

I picked up a new shipment from one of my wine clubs and discovered my wine fridge is full. Now I have to decide which bottles are "fridge worthy".

No, no, no. Now you have to find a bigger wine fridge. Or a second one.

You must be "new money."

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by w0ady

A friend wants to buy a P1 but his best option is silver and another friend already has a grey one. He's trying to hold out for orange but they're asking quite a bit more.

Ah the struggles of the one percent...

That's 0.01% at least. 1 Percenters can't afford a P1.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, I have good ones.

My inlaws are visiting and unlike my family, I love them to bits. They have always put their time and money where we have needed them and when my father was dying and I needed someone to take care of our kids, they handled every bloody thing we couldn't. I walked back home at 3am, dead on my feet and my mother-in-law made me eat so I could do everything again the next day.

They came here a week and a half ago, and they are staying in our house unlike my family did on their visit, issue has been that my mil refuses to eat. She claimed she'd get fat.

It took a week and me bying a scale that she confessed she was trying not to make their visit costly to us.



So, I've had a mother-in-law eating toast so she wouldn't cost us money since she knows as my guests which I love to have here again, I don't let them pick up bills for anything.

There is no first world problem worse than this.

Ha! I think I actually understood this post, dunno, I've had a few. I sympathize= btw I've had a few. I can't find a good lawnmower or kijji. Wow my lawn needs mowing. selfpropelled or not? Have stumps my issue, think I'll have someone remove them. But maybe costly?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ha! I think I actually understood this post, dunno, I've had a few. I sympathize= btw I've had a few. I can't find a good lawnmower or kijji. Wow my lawn needs mowing. selfpropelled or not? Have stumps my issue, think I'll have someone remove them. But maybe costly?

Do not buy a rabbit. We had one of those and a lawn was not the problem after that anymore.

[GB-335xiCoupe]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I see Reverend Al showed up adding fuel to the fire

Originally Posted by Litos

Al Sharpton and Quannel X prey on poor black people......

they have a funny way of "helping".....

These quotes from August 2014 re Michael Brown shooting.... And now, May 2015, the CS is at it again. What a scumbag. If anyone is a racist, he's the one. He was calling the shots for the Baltimore mayor for cripes sake. He adds fuel to every potentially racist incident, even though race has nothing to do with it.
Sorry, this is a third world problem...

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by M_Six

The glasses I have are fine. It's my eyes that are failing. Sux getting old. I need new lenses. Trifocals, even. The insurance only pays for one pair and I need two plus prescription sunglasses, so I'm going to foot the bill for two pairs anyway.

This is the second time having a common first and last name has caused me grief. I wish my parents had been a tad more creative when I was born.

I have eye med too and was wondering how long between replacement glasses. I.E. If I got a pair done in Dec 2013, can I get another pair this year (been 2 calendar years) or do I have to wait until Dec 2015? Some insurance companies require 24 months (not 2 calendar years) from the time you last got a new pair of glasses.

First world problem- I didn't go to the optometrist at all last year. I basically forgone $100 in benefits that could have gone to a few boxes of contacts.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

I have eye med too and was wondering how long between replacement glasses. I.E. If I got a pair done in Dec 2013, can I get another pair this year (been 2 calendar years) or do I have to wait until Dec 2015? Some insurance companies require 24 months (not 2 calendar years) from the time you last got a new pair of glasses.

First world problem- I didn't go to the optometrist at all last year. I basically forgone $100 in benefits that could have gone to a few boxes of contacts.

I believe it's 24 months.

[M_Six]

BREAKING NEWS: Incompetence has become the accept norm.

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by M_Six

I believe it's 24 months.

Damn. Okay, thank you.

[FFM]

Bought a carbon rear diffuser for the wife's Merc but don't get home for another week to install it. Just sitting in it's box in the garage

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Do not buy a rabbit. We had one of those and a lawn was not the problem after that anymore.

I made an impulse buy when I was younger and bought a rabbit. His name was Bunbun. Always managed to escape, so I gave him up for adoption to my buddy. Bunbun was the best pet I've ever had for two weeks.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

I made an impulse buy when I was younger and bought a rabbit. His name was Bunbun. Always managed to escape, so I gave him up for adoption to my buddy. Bunbun was the best pet I've ever had for two weeks.

We bought ours a plane ticket here too, but he decided to die 15 minutes after it. A horrible pet, but life is pretty boring without having to be afraid every moment.

Hi Billup, long time no see! Is there any good threads going on in the ot atm? I have time to waste since I can't even drive.

[fecurtis]

When I was a kid my cousin had a pet bunny. They used to put him in a large cage so he could hang out outside and get soem fresh air.

Child fecurtis thought it was cruel to have the bunny in a cage on such a nice day so I opened the cage and let him out. Unfortunately, my cousin also had a black lab who was also outside.

I was forced to watch the consequences of my seemingly noble actions and watch helplessly as the black lab chased this bunny down and killed it.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

When I was a kid my cousin had a pet bunny. They used to put him in a large cage so he could hang out outside and get soem fresh air.

Child fecurtis thought it was cruel to have the bunny in a cage on such a nice day so I opened the cage and let him out. Unfortunately, my cousin also had a black lab who was also outside.

I was forced to watch the consequences of my seemingly noble actions and watch helplessly as the black lab chased this bunny down and killed it.

Hahaha!

We had a rabbit dog and a rat dog but from the day one they left the bunny alone since it was made clear to them he was a family member. This made the rabbit the king of the world and he chased neighbors cats and so on just because he could. The two dogs behind him made the cat run but nobody told our ego maniac that.

He also had a lovely way of waking us up if something was wrong in his world. He jumped to our bed and scratched us until we went and fixed what ever was wrong, usually carrot related emergency was to be blamed. He also jumped to our coffee table and started growling and stomping his foot to the table if in his view our house was cold and he wanted us to make a fire to the fireplace. Trying to go to sauna without letting him in was suicidal.

When we went to our summer house, he was the reason all our stuff was in our laps, and he and the dogs had the whole trunk to themselves. He didn't appreciate anything getting in the way of him tormenting our dogs.


I'd say you don't have to feel guilty. You probably did your cousin a favor.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

When I was a kid my cousin had a pet bunny. They used to put him in a large cage so he could hang out outside and get soem fresh air.

Child fecurtis thought it was cruel to have the bunny in a cage on such a nice day so I opened the cage and let him out. Unfortunately, my cousin also had a black lab who was also outside.

I was forced to watch the consequences of my seemingly noble actions and watch helplessly as the black lab chased this bunny down and killed it.

Did the bunny scream like a woman like ours did? I was sound asleep when the dog figured a way into the rabbit cage, and then my dad was beating the dog. I'm woken from dead sleep to scream at my dad about the dog's instincts and the bunny wasn't even nice enough to let you pet it.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

We bought ours a plane ticket here too, but he decided to die 15 minutes after it. A horrible pet, but life is pretty boring without having to be afraid every moment.

Hi Billup, long time no see! Is there any good threads going on in the ot atm? I have time to waste since I can't even drive.

Yeah, bunnies aren't really all that great. I do however have a Guinea Pig named Charles Winston now, and he's cool. Chicks love him because he cuddles...., he's like the world's quietest wingman.


Long time no see indeed, unfortunately. Nothing good going on here, pretty boring actually..., we need to come up with an idea to liven this place up a little bit..., hmmmm..., I'm thinking of things that people enjoy talking about..., racism..., government...., break up sob stories...,

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Yeah, bunnies aren't really all that great. I do however have a Guinea Pig named Charles Winston now, and he's cool. Chicks love him because he cuddles...., he's like the world's quietest wingman.


Long time no see indeed, unfortunately. Nothing good going on here, pretty boring actually..., we need to come up with an idea to liven this place up a little bit..., hmmmm..., I'm thinking of things that people enjoy talking about..., racism..., government...., break up sob stories...,

Lol we already have politics covered and racism in our own super secret ot, so lets skip those. Sob stories are our only option then, but I wouldn't have much to comment on that in first hand experience.

I was thinking we need a thread by the ladies earlier to tell you what we mean by the stuff we say but after a few minutes of considering it I realized that there is no way even the three of us here would agree on those.


This is indeed a first world problem nothing to waste our time in.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol we already have politics covered and racism in our own super secret ot, so lets skip those. Sob stories are our only option then, but I wouldn't have much to comment on that in first hand experience.

I was thinking we need a thread by the ladies earlier to tell you what we mean by the stuff we say but after a few minutes of considering it I realized that there is no way even the three of us here would agree on those.


This is indeed a first world problem nothing to waste our time in.

LOL, "The Mind Of A Woman", I'll let you take the wheel on that one.


I had a pretty interesting situation unfold with a lady friend yesterday morning. We went to Sams Club to get her some fruit the day prior, I set it behind her driver seat, and left it there over night. We woke up in the morning, and she goes to the fridge and I hear "WHERE IS THE FRUIT?!" I says..., "Probably in the car still". Go and get it. Then it turned into a 2 hour discussion about all kinds of shit. I started putting my cycle gear on to just go home, ended up staying, had some mind blowing sex three times over the course of the day.


What does it all mean, Lups?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

LOL, "The Mind Of A Woman", I'll let you take the wheel on that one.


I had a pretty interesting situation unfold with a lady friend yesterday morning. We went to Sams Club to get her some fruit the day prior, I set it behind her driver seat, and left it there over night. We woke up in the morning, and she goes to the fridge and I hear "WHERE IS THE FRUIT?!" I says..., "Probably in the car still". Go and get it. Then it turned into a 2 hour discussion about all kinds of shit. I started putting my cycle gear on to just go home, ended up staying, had some mind blowing sex three times over the course of the day.


What does it all mean, Lups?

Dude you're not that stupid, you know what it means.

You were meant to handle the shoppings from the car and you fucked up. She took the opportunity to list all your faults but you having other options made her feel insecure and she wanted to reaffirm she can hold your interest even if she thinks you're an idiot who can't make sure the fruit is cold when served. This naturally makes you imperfect in everything else too.

She will keep shopping around for the perfect man but she'll never find it. The need to list faults makes one stay alone and not by choice. The next step for her is body fitness obsession.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude you're not that stupid, you know what it means.

You were meant to handle the shoppings from the car and you fucked up. She took the opportunity to list all your faults but you having other options made her feel insecure and she wanted to reaffirm she can hold your interest even if she thinks you're an idiot who can't make sure the fruit is cold when served. This naturally makes you imperfect in everything else too.

She will keep shopping around for the perfect man but she'll never find it. The need to list faults makes one stay alone and not by choice. The next step for her is body fitness obsession.

Yeah but..., the fruit was still..., good. Why make a mound from an ant hill? That's some logic I'll never understand.

She's not much of a shopper for men. Stunning, but reserved, more focused on nursing school. Although, I wouldn't mind being challenged by another, because I always come out on top. She does take great care of herself, nice petite little body, so I hope it doesn't turn into an obsession. I don't think she has enough time to make it an obsession.

I thought she just wanted the good dick this whole time.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Billup

Yeah but..., the fruit was still..., good. Why make a mound from an ant hill? That's some logic I'll never understand.

She's not much of a shopper for men. Stunning, but reserved, more focused on nursing school. Although, I wouldn't mind being challenged by another, because I always come out on top. She does take great care of herself, nice petite little body, so I hope it doesn't turn into an obsession. I don't think she has enough time to make it an obsession.

I thought she just wanted the good dick this whole time.

Haha, women are weird. Half the time I pick up a fight I have no idea why I'm pissed about something that means absolutely nothing to me.

... Sadly I've learned that when ever I turn into a bitch the reason behind it is the same. It would be nice to have more than one reason.