BMW
X1 / X2
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
BIMMERPOST Universal Forums Off-Topic Discussions Board Guy's what's your favorite lotion?

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-16-2020, 01:31 PM   #89
pennsiveguy
Major
pennsiveguy's Avatar
United_States
3552
Rep
1,062
Posts

Drives: F15 xDrive50i M-sport
Join Date: Apr 2019
Location: Edina, MN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by TXSTYLE View Post
A quick glance in my thread : "What are you sipping on lately", Should educate you rather quickly as to what I drink.
I was giving you shit. I don't care what you drink.
__________________
2017 F15 xDrive50i M Sport | Superformance GT40 Roush 511 IR FE
Appreciate 0
      01-16-2020, 10:28 PM   #90
NEfan508
Lieutenant
NEfan508's Avatar
No_Country
2659
Rep
448
Posts

Drives: 2019 M2C
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Massachusetts

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
I'm getting the ready to start the manicure-pedicure thread.
Since you brought it up I'm a oil buff guy, neva eva use clear polish, that's just weird

True story, I got a health salon call for a re roof, the owners were involved with all the hiring no GC, I put in my bid and got it, I priced it high, surprisingly they verbally accepted quickly, I visited the site contract in hand and to talk about the details then his wife came to the scene, we shaked hands... right away she gave me a glare, your hands are very soft she said, you do not participate during the job? likely just a paper contractor using all subs with no hands on work, in short we're going in another direction.

Notes: I do work on my projects, I'm not a laborer but I'm on every site working/supervising she did not like my neat, clean and soft hands.

being neat cost me $25k easy
Appreciate 0
      01-16-2020, 10:48 PM   #91
NEfan508
Lieutenant
NEfan508's Avatar
No_Country
2659
Rep
448
Posts

Drives: 2019 M2C
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Massachusetts

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rmtt View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by pennsiveguy View Post
More likely cheap wine coolers. A 6-pack for the lot of them will be enough to have them crawling around like lizards.
I will admit that I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking. Never really cared for it and haven't had any alcohol in probably 10 years or longer.

I would be the first one tapping out!
Santorini Greece, last spring with my wife, outdoor open restaurant, Her: Jake, don't be gay, have one drink, it's beautiful

I had a "skinny girl" mojito, aka the gay version

I only drink a few times a year, Wife drinks wine almost every dinner, honey/whiskey in her hot tea all the time
Appreciate 1
Rmtt8206.00
      01-17-2020, 12:38 PM   #92
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13152
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

I have decided I would like to change my response in this thread. My favorite lotion is my girlfriends spit.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 5
upstatedoc7555.50
Rmtt8206.00
MKSixer34171.50
Salty Dog3572.50
      01-17-2020, 02:44 PM   #93
bobowar135
Second Lieutenant
bobowar135's Avatar
Australia
3479
Rep
208
Posts

Drives: 08' Sedona Red 135i
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: Broken down again

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
May a huntsman spider bite you on the nutsack and a tiger snake paralyze you such that you are unable to treat it...

I now drive an Audi. AND I like it!
Considering your username you should know a joke when you hear it.
Appreciate 1
Joekerr7926.00
      01-17-2020, 03:40 PM   #94
Joekerr
Banned
7926
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by bobowar135 View Post
Considering your username you should know a joke when you hear it.
Oh I do - hence I gave you the time out of my day to actually research poisonous animals in Australia to make my response hit closer to home. The effort was not finding a poisonous animal in Australia naturally, no, the effort was weeding out the thousands of poisonous animals that call Australia home to narrow it down to the most appropriate two animals!

But seriously...do you lot honestly have a snail that can kill you down there? A fricking snail? I think its a beautiful place from the very little I've seen on TV, but I'd be so paranoid I think my head would be on constant swivel, wondering if that innocent looking fly might be able to kill me somehow...
Appreciate 1
bobowar1353479.00
      01-18-2020, 03:28 AM   #95
bobowar135
Second Lieutenant
bobowar135's Avatar
Australia
3479
Rep
208
Posts

Drives: 08' Sedona Red 135i
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: Broken down again

iTrader: (0)

What, no Red-Back or Eastern Brown, you are going soft on me. Over here, just be careful where you put your feet & fingers and you'll be ok. Plus check your armpits, crotch & behind your ears for Paralysis Ticks.....no, just messing with you.

Anyway, we are WAY off-topic! I'm a soap & water kind of guy, but 2 products that I use regularly are Imperial Leather after-shave and (bless it) my Deep Heat Arthritis Cream. I have learnt how to manage my arthritis but it does rear it's ugly head now & then. When it does, Deep Heat takes the sharpness out of it's bite.
Appreciate 0
      01-18-2020, 12:42 PM   #96
lsturbointeg
Lieutenant General
lsturbointeg's Avatar
United_States
9149
Rep
14,522
Posts

Drives: 2011 535i Jet Black
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Asian lost in OH

iTrader: (0)

5 pages lol
__________________
~F90Conversion~21"3Piece Forged AvantGardeWheels~KWV1Coilovers~CQUENCE slotted/drilled rotors~GoodridgeStainlesslines~MeisterschaftQuadEx haust~Akrapovic 4"tips~VRSF DP~VRSF CP~TurboSmart BOV~K&N filter~CarbonFiberExteriorComponents~GladenAlphaCo mponents~MatchUp7BMW~Punch P300-12T~
Follow me on Instagram: lsturbointeg
Appreciate 0
      01-23-2020, 10:04 AM   #97
EL Jeffe 5
Major
EL Jeffe 5's Avatar
United_States
609
Rep
1,253
Posts

Drives: CBR1000RR
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Iowa

iTrader: (0)

Jergens Cheep stuff
__________________
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:37 AM.




xbimmers
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST