01-11-2020, 04:32 PM | #1 |
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out
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01-11-2020, 04:47 PM | #3 |
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I don't care what it smells like. I hate them all. I have a beer scented candle and I even hate that.
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01-11-2020, 04:48 PM | #4 |
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01-11-2020, 11:16 PM | #6 |
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I hope the candle has extra seasoning for taste.
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01-12-2020, 07:07 AM | #7 |
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Just in case you want to know what Gwyneth says her vagina smells like....
THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth. A buddy of mine used to say "if it smells like a fish, it's a dish....if it smells like cologne leave it alone". |
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My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.
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01-12-2020, 10:43 AM | #11 |
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For $75 you could get a real vagina in your face at da club
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01-12-2020, 01:12 PM | #15 |
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So maybe I'm not up to speed on the whole scented candle thing, but does it smell like a vagina when it's just sitting there or do you have to light it to get your living room all funky......this could be fun to light when the in-laws are going over.....
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If it smells like cologne...leave it alone!
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Yes. It will be time to revive my tradition of shortening Happy Valentine's Day to Happy VD. I need you to join the quest when the time comes!!
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01-12-2020, 06:19 PM | #19 |
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I'm in. I'm old enough to remember VD as opposed to STD and now STI. I went to the Ontario Police College in 1985, there was a guy in my class from another Police Force, his first and middle name is Vern Dean, he used to introduce himself as VD, he was a very funny guy.
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01-15-2020, 07:21 AM | #21 |
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So, I'm assuming that this candle smells like how 2% milk and pennies taste?
Hm.....my house already permeates the aroma of well kept vajeen and sex. I'll keep my $75. I get the hankering for a steak, I'll grill one, not buy a steak scented candle. |
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