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      01-12-2020, 02:23 PM   #23
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Lol shit my parents rocked me with that rice bowl haircut my whole child hood. I thought this was normal until about 4th grade when my friends would tease me. My dad would literally put a Glad's trash bag over my head than place a freakin aluminum bowl on my head and use the everyday house hold scissors (orange one') and cut around the bowl from one end to the other.
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Lol shit my parents rocked me with that rice bowl haircut my whole child hood. I thought this was normal until about 4th grade when my friends would tease me. My dad would literally put a Glad's trash bag over my head than place a freakin aluminum bowl on my head and use the everyday house hold scissors (orange one') and cut around the bowl from one end to the other.
Is it too late to press charges?
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I was showing my wife this thread as proof men do care about their hair just like them.

She said ...."why did you pick Superman to represent how you wear your hair"?

I told her my hair had to match the rest of my body and Superman pulled it off.

She just called me a smart ass and said I was full of myself!
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I was showing my wife this thread as proof men do care about their hair just like them.

She said ...."why did you pick Superman to represent how you wear your hair"?

I told her my hair had to match the rest of my body and Superman pulled it off.

She just called me a smart ass and said I was full of myself!
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Lol shit my parents rocked me with that rice bowl haircut my whole child hood. I thought this was normal until about 4th grade when my friends would tease me. My dad would literally put a Glad's trash bag over my head than place a freakin aluminum bowl on my head and use the everyday house hold scissors (orange one') and cut around the bowl from one end to the other.
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elaborate or explain
Thought it was pretty clear

Let me rephrase it. This place has gotten gayer than a sack of dicks
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Thought it was pretty clear

Let me rephrase it. This place has gotten gayer than a sack of dicks
Lol well you're in here
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Lol well you're in here
I know, I need to get out, I think I'm starting to get my period. Hopefully we don't all get synced up.
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I know, I need to get out, I think I'm starting to get my period. Hopefully we don't all get synced up.


there's your new topic "what's the best tampons for men to use?"
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there's your new topic "what's the best tampons for men to use?"
Dude, I just laughin' my ass off, was into a supermarket with wifey for weekly shopping and we're passing the ladies' section where to find also tampons in different sizes, brands...you name it.
A very young girl had balanced 2 boxes of different sizes in her hands and asks (probably) herself, what's the difference of them.
I couldn't withstand to be a badass and yelled around the corner, that the left ones are coming in crosswise - ducked and ran
Wifey had given me a nudge but had to laugh then also.
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Dude, I just laughin' my ass off, was into a supermarket with wifey for weekly shopping and we're passing the ladies' section where to find also tampons in different sizes, brands...you name it.
A very young girl had balanced 2 boxes of different sizes in her hands and asks (probably) herself, what's the difference of them.
I couldn't withstand to be a badass and yelled around the corner, that the left ones are coming in crosswise - ducked and ran
Wifey had given me a nudge but had to laugh then also.
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