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      04-02-2015, 03:08 PM   #8009
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yum udders.. milk
OK that ones gotta be in a pr0n somewhere.. Find it!!
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Is that you kind of thing?
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Is that you kind of thing?
I'm disturbed you would entertain such thoughts, grimmy. Truly disturbed
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      04-03-2015, 09:18 AM   #8015
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WTF did you do, James Bond!!??


I tell ya- a legal marriage to someone less successful than yourself is just a ticket to not have to try any more. Most women would kill to have a guy like that, and she just turns into a fat pig.
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      04-03-2015, 10:20 AM   #8016
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I tell ya- a legal marriage to someone less successful than yourself is just a ticket to not have to try any more. Most women would kill to have a guy like that, and she just turns into a fat pig.
Ugh. Reminds me of Hugh Jackman and his wife too.
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Not only she's big but she also has too much self esteem. You know the kind that likes to flaunt their fat body.

They can be really bitchy, your typical cock-blocker.
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      04-03-2015, 10:42 AM   #8018
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Those seem to be about the same size as the blonde, no?
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      04-03-2015, 12:14 PM   #8019
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Those seem to be about the same size as the blonde, no?
It's not the same

Blonde's tits =

Fat girl's tits =
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      04-03-2015, 06:34 PM   #8020
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Tits = Fat. That's pretty much all there is to that unless they are lactating
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Chickens got NOTHING on geese
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      04-08-2015, 10:06 AM   #8028
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This man knows. Those damn things are vicious.

We've got this fish and chips type place here on the reservoir where they let you walk outside to feed the waterfowl. Geese, ducks, etc. They make you sign a waiver now to do it because so many kids got bitten by the geese.
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