❯ Who's doody would you eat?
| 10-14-2009, 01:37 PM | #1 |
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Who's doody would you eat?
Hypothetical question…
Let’s say that in order to save your mother’s life, that you MUST eat 3 pounds of steaming, human doody. The doody in question must come from a male that is NOT related to you in any way. Who’s doody would you choose to eat and why? :::I know there are some open issues with the question here…stuff like “Who can produce 3 pounds of human doody in one sitting?” Obviously, you’d need have somebody keep shitting over the course of a couple of days just to obtain the shit. Then the shit would need to be warmed up in some kind of oven, preferably convection (if a microwave had to be used, you’d could just cover the doody with a damp paper towel to keep it from drying out). The other question probably is “Hey, isn’t doody toxic and won’t I wind up dying if I eat too much of it?”...well, for this question, we’ll just assume that the doody is the non-toxic, though still-stinky variety.::: |
| 10-14-2009, 01:50 PM | #3 |
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Looks like mom is going to buy the farm.
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| 10-14-2009, 02:00 PM | #6 |
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Let's see:
1kg = 2.2lbs, so 3lbs = 1364g rounded 1g of feces contain 1x10^9 bacteria, mostly enterics (E. coli and friends) and anaerobes (Bacteroides and friends) That would mean one would be consuming 1.364X10^12 bacteria. I think my life is more precious than my mom's....... Sorry.
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| 10-14-2009, 03:01 PM | #11 |
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cowbell, what is it with you and bowel...you made a thread while back about posting pics of your shit??
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