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      01-11-2020, 04:32 PM   #1
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out

Interesting choice

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gw...scented-candle

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      01-11-2020, 04:43 PM   #2
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Valentines Day is just around the corner
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I don't care what it smells like. I hate them all. I have a beer scented candle and I even hate that.

Oh and Gwyneth Paltrow is an overprivileged brat.
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I don't care what it smells like. I hate them all. I have a beer scented candle and I even hate that.

Oh and Gwyneth Paltrow is an overprivileged brat.
Just to be clear, when you say "I hate them all", you meant scented candles right?
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Might as well toss in overprivilged brats.
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      01-11-2020, 11:16 PM   #6
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I hope the candle has extra seasoning for taste.

Mmmmmm
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Just in case you want to know what Gwyneth says her vagina smells like....

THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA CANDLE

With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.

A buddy of mine used to say "if it smells like a fish, it's a dish....if it smells like cologne leave it alone".
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this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
I'm a big fan of vaginas, but they don't smell like any of these things
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I'm a big fan of vaginas, but they don't smell like any of these things
+1, and I suspect that regardless of what Ms Paltrow says neither does hers.
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My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.
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My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.
For $75 you could get a real vagina in your face at da club
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My favorite vagina's have no smell, so this just wouldn't work for me...nor would the $75 price.
For $75 you could get a real vagina in your face at da club
Club vagina is the extra strength candle though.
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Club vagina is the extra strength candle though.
Lol!
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So maybe I'm not up to speed on the whole scented candle thing, but does it smell like a vagina when it's just sitting there or do you have to light it to get your living room all funky......this could be fun to light when the in-laws are going over.....
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If you buy these candles does that mean you don't need this anymore?
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So, I'm assuming that this candle smells like how 2% milk and pennies taste?

Hm.....my house already permeates the aroma of well kept vajeen and sex. I'll keep my $75. I get the hankering for a steak, I'll grill one, not buy a steak scented candle.
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