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      09-24-2009, 12:54 AM   #23
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WTFFFFFF, since when did people start using condoms during BJ's ???
my point exactly
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      09-24-2009, 02:40 AM   #24
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Never knew people do oral with condom on.
Thats fucked up.
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WTFFFFFF, since when did people start using condoms during BJ's ???
It's actually doctor recommended, but no one gives a damn lol.
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      09-24-2009, 03:47 AM   #25
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Sex?

Hardly anybody here gets it.
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      09-24-2009, 04:09 AM   #26
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Sex?

Hardly anybody here gets it.
Eh...
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      09-24-2009, 05:50 AM   #27
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WTFFFFFF, since when did people start using condoms during BJ's ???
Its the pay-as-you-go type of BJ that is often done with a condom on. OP may have hired the services.
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      09-24-2009, 09:04 AM   #28
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Sex?

Hardly anybody here gets it.
Shoot, looks like the shiny BMW isn't as much of a chick magnet as originally expected.
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      09-24-2009, 09:27 AM   #29
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i had a BJ with a condom on once in the Red light district. im glad i did though
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      09-24-2009, 08:36 PM   #30
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The only reason you give head with a condom on is because you know that person is dirty which begs the question, wtf are you doing with a dirty person?

I bet there's atleast one person out there thinking: " so she won't get pregnant when she swallows"
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      09-25-2009, 12:36 AM   #31
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The only sex I get is in-house. You guys are sick. Red light district?
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      09-25-2009, 01:45 AM   #32
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Shoot, looks like the shiny BMW isn't as much of a chick magnet as originally expected.
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      09-25-2009, 01:47 AM   #33
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The only sex I get is in-house. You guys are sick. Red light district?
Ew, they call that incest.

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      09-25-2009, 01:51 AM   #34
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The only reason you give head with a condom on is because you know that person is dirty which begs the question, wtf are you doing with a dirty person?

I bet there's atleast one person out there thinking: " so she won't get pregnant when she swallows"
What kind of condom do you put on when you give head?
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      09-25-2009, 04:48 AM   #35
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What kind of condom do you put on when you give head?
Why are you are giving head?
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      09-25-2009, 10:06 AM   #36
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Why are you are giving head?
lol that is the question im implying duma
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      09-25-2009, 11:34 AM   #37
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Ew, they call that incest.

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Only in your house, stop marrying your relatives.
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      09-25-2009, 11:35 AM   #38
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If you need a car to get a girl, then you've got more problems than marrying your family members.
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      09-25-2009, 11:58 AM   #39
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Its the pay-as-you-go type of BJ that is often done with a condom on. OP may have hired the services.
Damn the job must pay good to suck on the greasy rubber!
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      09-25-2009, 01:47 PM   #40
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