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| 12-18-2009, 10:02 PM | #4 |
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Check out www.thinkgeek.com They specialize in geek themed gifts. There's a great t-shirt that says:
Front: Schroedinger's Cat is Dead Back: Schroedinger's Cat is Not Dead Another: 2+2=5 (for extremely large values of two) |
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| 12-19-2009, 02:46 PM | #5 |
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here's a couple..
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| 12-21-2009, 07:10 PM | #6 |
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A quantum physicist was pulled over by a police car.
The officer asked "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the physicist replied "No, but I know exactly where I am ..." To appreciate the humour in this, you must be extraordinarily geeky. or read: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A408638 |
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| 12-21-2009, 11:40 PM | #8 |
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| 12-22-2009, 05:45 PM | #9 |
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. One orders a beer, the next orders a half a beer, the next orders a fourth, so on and so on. The bartender says, "You're all idiots" and pours them two.
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| 12-25-2009, 06:28 PM | #10 |
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found a few more
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| 12-26-2009, 09:34 PM | #12 | |
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 I'd love to try this, but I don't think I could dumb down the explanation to a level that a cop would understand
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hahahaha, that shirt's awesome. also kinda reminds me of:
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| 12-28-2009, 03:45 AM | #16 |
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haha, nice ones newlayer.
speaking of tech support.. (+1 more)
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The cop sneered and pulled out his nightstick. “You little smartass,” he said, and laid into Heisenberg pitilessly with the stick. “How long will this beating last?” cried the forlorn Heisenberg. “I don’t know,” said the cop, “but I know exactly how much energy I’m expending.”
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Hi.
Why we fight with each other, though we are same. Look them. Do they believe in difference ? 
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