LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

HFW003 · 12-26-2020, 12:50 AM

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look
for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee and says: "It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met."
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?"
"I remember that, too," she replies softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and says: "I would have gotten out today."

MKSixer · 12-26-2020, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

You're one to talk. Prancercize

I have been providing this valuable service to the forum for YEARS now. Get with the program!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kscarrol

At the least with the camel toe on Prancercize, you kind of know what you're getting into!!

And don't forget...we have several more holiday opportunities coming up!!

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Yeah, all barfing material. Yech!

OK, you just crossed the line by zooming into these...things. Ye god's man!!! What are you thinking!!!

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Doh! Could have done without that last pic!! Might elicit a response from MKSixer ...

I'm not escalating this. It's already bad. Anything else would be ban worthy.

dreamingat30fps · 12-26-2020, 11:01 AM

Wolf 335 · 12-26-2020, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by X3MO

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What The Fcuk Man

rwheels · 12-26-2020, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Doh! Could have done without that last pic!! Might elicit a response from MKSixer ...

Camel toe is camel toe.

kscarrol · 12-26-2020, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Camel toe is camel toe.

You're a sick man!

DETRoadster · 12-26-2020, 03:08 PM

rwheels · 12-26-2020, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

You're a sick man!

No, I just put my foot in my mouth. This Prancercize crap never leads to anything good, especially when even a "man" has camel toe, because of it.

MKSixer · 12-26-2020, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

No, I just put my foot in my mouth. This Prancercize crap never leads to anything good, especially when even a "man" has camel toe, because of it.

Wait wut?!?!!

Prancercise has brought us closer at BP and has increased engagement across the board. Witness this video which will cause a feeling of peace and calm to flow over you like a peaceful waterfall.

Now then, go forth in peace and prance your way to joy and happiness.
Cheers-mk

dinonz · 12-26-2020, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Now then, go froth in peace and prance your way to joy and happiness.
Cheers-mk

That horse looks sick and malnourished. Oh - and I fixed that for you too.

vreihen16 · 12-26-2020, 05:40 PM

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pikkagtr · 12-26-2020, 08:26 PM

turboawd · 12-26-2020, 10:15 PM

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turboawd · 12-26-2020, 10:17 PM

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maul3d · 12-26-2020, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Wait wut?!?!!

Prancercise has brought us closer at BP and has increased engagement across the board. Witness this video which will cause a feeling of peace and calm to flow over you like a peaceful waterfall.

Now then, go forth in peace and prance your way to joy and happiness.
Cheers-mk

10 bucks he watches her get fucked by horses !!

spazzyfry123 · 12-26-2020, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by maul3d

10 bucks he watches her get fucked by horses !!

MKSixer · 12-27-2020, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinonz

That horse looks sick and malnourished. Oh - and I fixed that for you too.

Well played, sir. Well played!!

rwheels · 12-27-2020, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Wait wut?!?!!

Prancercise has brought us closer at BP and has increased engagement across the board. Witness this video which will cause a feeling of peace and calm to flow over you like a peaceful waterfall.

Now then, go forth in peace and prance your way to joy and happiness.
Cheers-mk

Not falling for that crap again. Still have PTSD from the first time. Thanks.

MKSixer · 12-27-2020, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Not falling for that crap again. Still have PTSD from the first time. Thanks.

I don't understand.

UncleWede · 12-27-2020, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Quote:

Originally Posted by rwheels

Not falling for that crap again. Still have PTSD from the first time. Thanks.

I don't understand.

Joy can overwhelm those of lesser fortitude

MKSixer · 12-27-2020, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Joy can overwhelm those of lesser fortitude

Ahhhhhhh........

unluky · 12-27-2020, 11:07 AM

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