[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

This could make the trip a very fast drive, we could bank on not getting tickets.

I was thinking a slower drive...like Douchebag City's inaugural parade. Clowns and marching bands and goats can follow the stripper pole. Maybe train a goat to strip off it's jersey?

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Are you going to board me those two days

I'm sure he'll pile driv...I mean board you more than once.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You have to admit, we all had a good laugh.

Well yes, and let's face it: It ain't internet fame until someone dresses up as you for Halloween!

So now I am a legend forever. All thanks to you.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I was thinking a slower drive...like Douchebag City's inaugural parade. Clowns and marching bands and goats can follow the stripper pole. Maybe train a goat to strip off it's jersey?

You get up there and shake that booty!

The clowns would have a hard time keeping up, I'm driving.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

You get up there and shake that booty!

Wait. What?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Are you going to board me those two days or do I need to book a hotel?

Waterboard?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We all emulate our favorite things. Just trying to model myself after my favorite BP man.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Wait. What?

Yes. I drive.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yes. I drive.

Wrong again. I'm driving. You're a man...have some fucking manners and let the lady drive, you disgusting cheeto eating fuck.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Wrong again. I'm driving. You're a man...have some fucking manners and let the lady drive, you disgusting cheeto eating fuck.

I checked, the raft doesn't hold my weight, and my belly would get in the way of my moves.

Women can't drive, or navigate. You need to just sit down and look pretty.

[Biorin]

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Women can't drive, or navigate. You need to just sit down and look pretty.

You sound like a bitter dude...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Waterboard?

No, board means to put me up.

[Sara]

Axius went quiet. I guess I was coming on too strong

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Axius went quiet. I guess I was coming on too strong

Ya think? Just a little?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

Most people did this if you followed the instructions

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

Agree - otherwise folks will get stuff like ugly sweaters....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Ya think? Just a little?

Forever alone.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Forever alone.

No...forever temporary alone because you make bad choices, but I'll just stop right here since I feel like I'm evolving into something other than what OT expects

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

I don't eat candy, especially chocolate.
My hobbies are reading, cooking, milk. My hero is A.I.Virtanen.

Originally Posted by C5driver

You sound like a bitter dude...

Well yeah. I am!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

Here's a thought...

Keep it less hinty and more surprisey, based on what people think we like or how we are like.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I hate to interrupt the strippers and waterboarding, but may I suggest that everyone who is participating in Secret Santa posts some hints as to what they like and what their interests are? I'm sure it would help a brotha out. I will do so once I figure out what I like and what my interests are.

THIS!




To my guy, please just post like three things of exactly what you want and I'll choose. K, thanks bye.