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      10-22-2015, 10:30 AM   #265
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Why is it so difficult to understand that men actually, sometimes, forget to do the shit work you ask them to do???
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Ask Caitlin or your boyfriend...
I swear, if you steal another guy from me...
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      10-22-2015, 10:32 AM   #268
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All the gun talk and car's misleads me then you have a period and lululemon pants. Middle finger belgium style.
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mind is blown.

i've sent him... i mean her PMs (abt cars) and i was going to let her know next time i went to c&c.

i'm laughing too because i could imagine telling the wife "yea.. imma go down and meet someone from the forum at cars and coffee." an hour later my wife comes down to see me chatting up a girl i met on the internet.

i mean, i guess it wouldn't be much different if i were chatting up a gay dude either though.
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      10-22-2015, 10:33 AM   #270
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When female #1 tells female #2, 'He's cute in his own way'. Does this mean that female #1 doesn't find said male attractive? I know that looks aren't everything but looks do make a first impression. Said male would have to make female #1/#2 laugh, make them feel comfy before they would be physically attractive to female #1/#2?

I ask this because I've heard my previous gf's friends say this about other guys and when I ask them what that means I get various answers.
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When female #1 tells female #2, 'He's cute in his own way'. Does this mean that female #1 doesn't find said male attractive? I know that looks aren't everything but looks do make a first impression. Said male would have to make female #1/#2 laugh, make them feel comfy before they would be physically attractive to female #1/#2?

I ask this because I've heard my previous gf's friends say this about other guys and when I ask them what that means I get various answers.
They have appeal only someone in love could get. Like my bullmastiff who fart and stinks and kind of ugly but I like him.
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      10-22-2015, 10:36 AM   #272
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Why is it so difficult to understand that men actually, sometimes, forget to do the shit work you ask them to do???
Because it's easy and fun to play the victim? And that ain't specific to females.

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When female #1 tells female #2, 'He's cute in his own way'. Does this mean that female #1 doesn't find said male attractive? I know that looks aren't everything but looks do make a first impression. Said male would have to make female #1/#2 laugh, make them feel comfy before they would be physically attractive to female #1/#2?

I ask this because I've heard my previous gf's friends say this about other guys and when I ask them what that means I get various answers.
Probably a "not hideous, but not really my type, I can see how you'd be into it but I'm not" sort of thing. Or could be a "you probably don't think he's cute, but for some reason I'm into it." Needs context. Laughter always helps.
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mind is blown.

i've sent him... i mean her PMs (abt cars) and i was going to let her know next time i went to c&c.

i'm laughing too because i could imagine telling the wife "yea.. imma go down and meet someone from the forum at cars and coffee." an hour later my wife comes down to see me chatting up a girl i met on the internet.

i mean, i guess it wouldn't be much different if i were chatting up a gay dude either though.
You should definitely meet up with him/her/it. Might be in for the surprise of your life.
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You should definitely meet up with him/her/it. Might be in for the surprise of your life.
I'm scared of crying game shit.
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Try this:

Girl: So, I see you and Nancy were talking most of the night about blah blah blah. You think she's prettier than me don't ya.
Guy: Well, most pretty girls do talk to me, that's how I got you!

Does this fly?
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      10-22-2015, 10:41 AM   #277
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How dare you call women neurotic?? You're an ass! I hate you! Actually no I love you, and you're so sweet. No, scratch that, I hate you!
Gold. You actually made me laugh.
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Preference of alcoholic beverage?
Not much of a drinker now. Loved white russians, vodka/gin tonics, tequila shots, and jagerbombs in college. if anything, champagne or red wine. Not a white/rose fan, although those seem to be the popular choices with the average white girl.
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Try this:

Girl: So, I see you and Nancy were talking most of the night about blah blah blah. You think she's prettier than me don't ya.
Guy: Well, most pretty girls do talk to me, that's how I got you!

Does this fly?
Would include some sort of confirmation as to how she's the prettiest girl of all.

Edit: prettiest to you, anyway.
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Would include some sort of confirmation as to how she's the prettiest girl of all.
So women like to be lied to? Check
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      10-22-2015, 10:44 AM   #281
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Not much of a drinker now. Loved white russians, vodka/gin tonics, tequila shots, and jagerbombs in college. if anything, champagne or red wine. Not a white/rose fan, although those seem to be the popular choices with the average white girl.
I can understand why
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      10-22-2015, 10:45 AM   #282
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Why is it so difficult to understand that men actually, sometimes, forget to do the shit work you ask them to do???
Nope. We get it but we are imperfect enough to know that if we don't take the bitching opportunity when given the chance, you might have the time to see our fuck ups
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-22-2015, 10:48 AM   #283
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Nope. We get it but we are imperfect enough to know that if we don't take the bitching opportunity when given the chance, you might have the time to see our fuck ups
See why we NEVER understand what the fuk went wrong
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Preference of alcoholic beverage?
Vodka
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What is the latest trend in the female world right now? Equine boots since the weather is cooling down / han solo season ?
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What is the latest trend in the female world right now? Equine boots since the weather is cooling down / han solo season ?
Depends on your AO...fur, yoga pants, minis...
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