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      11-12-2015, 08:22 AM   #2245
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ok. you guy's are just joking around ...thank god...
Idk, Axius has told some pretty crazy stories of her escapades. I really wouldn't be surprised.
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      11-12-2015, 08:29 AM   #2246
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      11-12-2015, 08:32 AM   #2247
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Idk, Axius has told some pretty crazy stories of her escapades. I really wouldn't be surprised.
OK now I am confu$ed. If Axius is a female then I have lost all hope in humanity.
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      11-12-2015, 08:33 AM   #2248
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OK now I am confu$ed. If Axius is a female then I have lost all hope in humanity.
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      11-12-2015, 08:34 AM   #2249
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I haven't heard from Sara in a long time, where is she? We need her
Sara is currently traveling in her new toy.
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      11-12-2015, 08:47 AM   #2250
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Idk, Axius has told some pretty crazy stories of her escapades. I really wouldn't be surprised.
I'm like the door handle to the local DMV, everyone gets a turn.
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      11-12-2015, 08:56 AM   #2251
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I'm like the door handle to the local DMV, everyone gets a turn.
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      11-12-2015, 08:59 AM   #2252
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I'm like the door handle to the local DMV, everyone gets a turn.
You're like a bike sharing program, everyone gets a ride.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      11-12-2015, 09:11 AM   #2256
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      11-12-2015, 09:16 AM   #2257
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You're like a bike sharing program, everyone gets a ride.
Tandem bicycle to be exact.
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      11-12-2015, 09:29 AM   #2258
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Several of the "ladies" on here have mentioned they want a guy to make them laugh. How could you NOT laugh when your guy shows up in a thong???

And why should women be the only ones to air their laundry in a thong? It can be quite liberating, if you feel you need to wear something.
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      11-12-2015, 09:31 AM   #2259
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Several of the "ladies" on here have mentioned they want a guy to make them laugh. How could you NOT laugh when your guy shows up in a thong???

And why should women be the only ones to air their laundry in a thong? It can be quite liberating, if you feel you need to wear something.
I would laugh at a guy in a thong the first time I saw him in it. But there would not be a second time.
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      11-12-2015, 09:34 AM   #2260
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Tandem bicycle to be exact.
My mistake, no doubt you can handle two at once like =>
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      11-12-2015, 09:35 AM   #2261
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I wore a thong once to work at my old job in NY and won $40 in bets as my co-workers ASSumed I wouldn't
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      11-12-2015, 09:54 AM   #2262
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I wore a thong once to work at my old job in NY and won $40 in bets as my co-workers ASSumed I wouldn't
Never cease an opportunity to put people in their place.
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Yes no matter how long lasting the shame is.
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      11-12-2015, 10:04 AM   #2264
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IDK, I felt comfortable in them.
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      11-12-2015, 10:07 AM   #2265
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Several of the "ladies" on here have mentioned they want a guy to make them laugh. How could you NOT laugh when your guy shows up in a thong???

And why should women be the only ones to air their laundry in a thong? It can be quite liberating, if you feel you need to wear something.
I would take the guy for a long, romantic walk. That should cure him from thongs.

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I would laugh at a guy in a thong the first time I saw him in it. But there would not be a second time.
I don't know, I probably would see the guy again just to be difficult.

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I wore a thong once to work at my old job in NY and won $40 in bets as my co-workers ASSumed I wouldn't
Hell yeah! I was scared of this one fine lady in my university (four times heavier and i swear I once saw a piece of a kittens tail stuck between her teeth) so she got me to wear a leather dress for their runway show. We do weird shit sometimes f30.

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Never cease an opportunity to put people in their place.
More like make sure the bet makes the other repeat the action too.

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Yes no matter how long lasting the shame is.
Sadly it never fades.
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IDK, I felt comfortable in them.
I have some CK briefs that I wear because they fit nice and are white so they can't be seen through my white golf shorts. I actually like how they feel, especially the softness of the stretchy cotton shit, plus I have so much fucking mobility, I could karate kick an off a basketball net wearing them.


Then I start to feel a little feminine, almost like snug granny panties holding my balls and dickthing in an awkward position. I usually get over, because I know how good I look in them.
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