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      12-18-2019, 07:17 AM   #2883
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I'm sorry that you missed the opportunity to increase your medical knowledge. Did you notice the dead skin that needs to be debrided? There is a big flake near the great toe that needs to be removed. The skin...not the great toe.

And while we're speaking of amputations...would you like to see a little diabetic foot to start your day?
Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
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      12-18-2019, 07:50 AM   #2884
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      12-18-2019, 08:29 AM   #2885
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      12-18-2019, 08:34 AM   #2886
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Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
Which is why I'm here to have fun and spread joy!!!
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      12-18-2019, 08:44 AM   #2887
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I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
Extremely warm. Markedly different from where MKSixer will be relocated to. Which is an igloo somewhere north of Nome, Alaska, with a survival book, matches, a knife, and some string to make traps with. And a videographer who will be documenting his attempts to survive. I anticipate it to become the most watched reality TV show in history.

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By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
Well, I was thinking it would only take one cadet to remove MK - that's how much esteem I have for the resistance I think he's capable of putting up. I had no idea you held him in such esteem and respect that you thought it would take more than one? Do you loooooovvveeee him? MK and Shoei, sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....lol



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I just looked up Canadian Air Cadets...pictures of the common house fly came up. I admire your country using alternative means of national defense. My swatter is ready.
We're very concerned about our carbon footprint. Hence all our taxes on carbon. Ignore the fact that we have all those trees and what they do to carbon - that's trivial. A tax is where the solution is. Thanks Turdeau.
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I'm pretty sure I'm back to being a boob man...
Are you sure? I mean, your avatar suggests the arms have it slightly in favour over the boobs by 4 to 3. I'm not precisely certain yet what you find so attractive about arms, but like that foot fetish guy, I'm not one to judge.
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Are you sure? I mean, your avatar suggests the arms have it slightly in favour over the boobs by 4 to 3. I'm not precisely certain yet what you find so attractive about arms, but like that foot fetish guy, I'm not one to judge.
More arms for stroking my junk & fondling my balls at same time
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More arms for stroking my junk & fondling my balls at same time
See? I knew you weren't sure about being a boob man. You are an arm man.

Myself, I'm more like Kramer, I'm an ass man. At times that sentence also describes me perfectly well without the last word too.
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See? I knew you weren't sure about being a boob man. You are an arm man.

Myself, I'm more like Kramer, I'm an ass man. At times that sentence also describes me perfectly well without the last word too.
I'm definitely an ass...hole...
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      12-18-2019, 02:44 PM   #2892
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Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
Which is why I'm here to have fun and spread joy!!!
Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

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Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

Still not as bad as the stuff you got in jail. I forget, were you pitching or catching?

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Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

Still not as bad as the stuff you got in jail. I forget, were you pitching or catching?

You were catching, I was pitching... Geez guy, how bad is the dementia? Cuz this is the incident I was talking about when you wanted to spread joy... The time we were cellies and you were my bish...

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I’m just posting to help get that nasty pic off the latest/current page
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I’m just posting to help get that nasty pic off the latest/current page
Does this mean you want something different?
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You were catching, I was pitching... Geez guy, how bad is the dementia? Cuz this is the incident I was talking about when you wanted to spread joy... The time we were cellies and you were my bish...

I wasn't your cellie...I was your jailor. The night visits from your jail mates got to you, I see. And in more ways than one!!

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You were catching, I was pitching... Geez guy, how bad is the dementia? Cuz this is the incident I was talking about when you wanted to spread joy... The time we were cellies and you were my bish...

I wasn't your cellie...I was your jailor. The night visits from your jail mates got to you, I see. And in more ways than one!!

Why you front in'? You loved when I whispered sweet nothings in your ear... You were so sweet too, getting me extra treats from the commissary...
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Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.
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Today's confession and possibly my last post here during business hours. The Fuhrer at work has finally succeeded and facing my desk in the corner. My back and all 4 monitors are now exposed to everyone who walks through the office. Apparently, IT had sent a list of websites frequently visited on our network. Apparently, traffic to BP was through the roof....who would have thought. In my last defiant act, I have clicked the shit out of the OT section while I ate lunch at my desk.

Shit.....update: the plant manager just walked through the office as I am typing this, stops, looks at my monitor and just stares at me with a blank expression on his face. Hmmmm.....how to fight the good battle and yet stay gainfully employed? It's a shame I can't set up a remote desktop connection from home so they can see me doing it without being able to prove it on the network.
That sucks, man. As long as shit's getting done, who cares who's visiting what sites (within bounds of the law and good taste, obviously)?

Tell those busy-body, bucktoothed, bedwetting, thumb-sucking, sister-finger-banging, mother-humping, bad-skin-having neckbeards in IT to find something meaningful to do with their time besides tattle on folks.
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That sucks, man. As long as shit's getting done, who cares who's visiting what sites (within bounds of the law and good taste, obviously)?

Tell those busy-body, bucktoothed, bedwetting, thumb-sucking, sister-finger-banging, mother-humping, bad-skin-having neckbeards in IT to find something meaningful to do with their time besides tattle on folks.
+1.....I police the networks here. I tell people that I'm not their Dad and they know what they should and shouldn't be looking at.

And until one of their supervisors comes to me with an issue and specifically asks because of a problem....I don't care what they are doing as long as they are caught up with "work stuff".
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