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      11-10-2015, 08:24 PM   #287
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Ironically I'm not a fan of goats... Bad experience as a kid at the Brooklyn zoo...

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Hahaha, oh well, at least this way you're not stuck shoveling the shit. I'm going to calculate how much poop our goat army produces in a day tonight while I wait for the worldvision to reply me to my email.
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Hahaha, oh well, at least this way you're not stuck shoveling the shit. I'm going to calculate how much poop our goat army produces in a day tonight while I wait for the worldvision to reply me to my email.
But according to biorin, you are terrible at math??

I've also had terrible experiences with horses, but that's a story for another day, lol...
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But according to biorin, you are terrible at math??

I've also had terrible experiences with horses, but that's a story for another day, lol...
I am? Wow, I didn't know that.
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I am? Wow, I didn't know that.
Exchange rate she said !!! Don't get all sensitive on me now...

Ppffttttt... Biorin, what does she know??!! Talking all that smack about exchange rates... She must work in a bank or maybe she's an accountant... You know how how they are... =X besides, he plays the violin... Apparently that is the instrument of choice for serial killers...
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Exchange rate she said !!! Don't get all sensitive on me now...

Ppffttttt... Biorin, what does she know??!! Talking all that smack about exchange rates... She must work in a bank or maybe she's an accountant... You know how how they are... =X besides, he plays the violin... Apparently that is the instrument of choice for serial killers...
Yeah. Those people...

(she actually is an accountant, and I fuck around with stocks as a hobby. )
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Yeah. Those people...

(she actually is an accountant, and I fuck around with stocks as a hobby. )
I need to get into stocks....guaranteed to make tons of money right?
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Yeah. Those people...

(she actually is an accountant, and I fuck around with stocks as a hobby. )
Oh.... That explains a lot about biorin... . Jk...

And if you were better at picking stocks then you could've started a goat fund sooner?? jk again...
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I need to get into stocks....guaranteed to make tons of money right?
Yeah, right.. At this market burning your cash is often the easiest way to invest them.

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Oh.... That explains a lot about biorin... . Jk...

And if you were better at picking stocks then you could've started a goat fund sooner?? jk again...
Hahah, actually, that's why I do what I do, for goats and shit.

I think the only explanation for Biorin is that her parents did something right. I'm weaseling my way into her friend list just so that she'll tell me her secret and I can duplicate it with my own monsters.
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I need to get into stocks....guaranteed to make tons of money right?
Yeah, right.. At this market burning your cash is often the easiest way to invest them.

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Oh.... That explains a lot about biorin... . Jk...

And if you were better at picking stocks then you could've started a goat fund sooner?? jk again...
Hahah, actually, that's why I do what I do, for goats and shit.

I think the only explanation for Biorin is that her parents did something right. I'm weaseling my way into her friend list just so that she'll tell me her secret and I can duplicate it with my own monsters.
This is the second time you have mentioned goat poop... Is there something you want to share with us, Lups??

And for some reason, when you said you were trying to weasel onto Biorin, I thought it was going to be something else besides friends list lol...
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This is the second time you have mentioned goat poop... Is there something you want to share with us, Lups??

And for some reason, when you said you were trying to weasel onto Biorin, I thought it was going to be something else besides friends list lol...
So Lups is bi with a goat poop fetish? lol
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This is the second time you have mentioned goat poop... Is there something you want to share with us, Lups??

And for some reason, when you said you were trying to weasel onto Biorin, I thought it was going to be something else besides friends list lol...
Hmm, I will look into my heart tonight and search for an answer to this tonight.

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So Lups is bi with a goat poop fetish? lol
Well that would make me certainly more interesting than I am now so damn it I take this fertilized image!

Bioring, lets get down and dirty!
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This is the second time you have mentioned goat poop... Is there something you want to share with us, Lups??

And for some reason, when you said you were trying to weasel onto Biorin, I thought it was going to be something else besides friends list lol...
Hmm, I will look into my heart tonight and search for an answer to this tonight.

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So Lups is bi with a goat poop fetish? lol
Well that would make me certainly more interesting than I am now so damn it I take this fertilized image!

Bioring, lets get down and dirty!
If there is a video made of this - we can beat the money earned from the "goat drive"... Just sayin'...
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If there is a video made of this - we can beat the money earned from the "goat drive"... Just sayin'...
Let's make it a classy film then, I'm not quite sure how I the theme is two ladies in a pile of goat shit donated from the goat drive waste. I doubt worldvision would be excited to have that cash.
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If there is a video made of this - we can beat the money earned from the "goat drive"... Just sayin'...
Let's make it a classy film then, I'm not quite sure how I the theme is two ladies in a pile of goat shit donated from the goat drive waste. I doubt worldvision would be excited to have that cash.
Do you know how many views we could get ?!! Think of it...

"2 girls 1 goat..."

BOOM...

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Do you know how many views we could get ?!! Think of it...

"2 girls 1 goat..."

BOOM...

Sadly I'm a 48 year old man so I doubt we would collect even one goat.
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Damn! I'm all for keeping the Secret Santa thread bumped at the top, but i don't know that it's worth having to talk about girl on girl on goat on goat poop porn.
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Damn! I'm all for keeping the Secret Santa thread bumped at the top, but i don't know that it's worth having to talk about girl on girl on goat on goat poop porn.
Yeah, that one surprised me too, considering I claim to be a man! But hey, this is for charity, if goat and porn must be mentioned in the same sentence ever, this is the only cause worth doing it.

I do have done a lot in my life but if I had known how the goat in the Halloween thread would snowball, I would've donated two!

You did really well, Mr and if I can ever return the favor, you have my contact information.
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Damn! I'm all for keeping the Secret Santa thread bumped at the top, but i don't know that it's worth having to talk about girl on girl on goat on goat poop porn.
Yeah, that one surprised me too, considering I claim to be a man! But hey, this is for charity, if goat and porn must be mentioned in the same sentence ever, this is the only cause worth doing it.

I do have done a lot in my life but if I had known how the goat in the Halloween thread would snowball, I would've donated two!

You did really well, Mr and if I can ever return the favor, you have my contact information.
Yeah, if we can ever return the favor, like by getting you VIP tickets to the premiere of Girl on Girl on Goat on Goat Poop.
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Damn! I'm all for keeping the Secret Santa thread bumped at the top, but i don't know that it's worth having to talk about girl on girl on goat on goat poop porn.
Yeah, that one surprised me too, considering I claim to be a man! But hey, this is for charity, if goat and porn must be mentioned in the same sentence ever, this is the only cause worth doing it.

I do have done a lot in my life but if I had known how the goat in the Halloween thread would snowball, I would've donated two!

You did really well, Mr and if I can ever return the favor, you have my contact information.
Yeah, if we can ever return the favor, like by getting you VIP tickets to the premiere of Girl on Girl on Goat on Goat Poop.
I'd like to point out that nowhere did I ever make a mention of goat poop...
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I'd like to point out that nowhere did I ever make a mention of goat poop...
It was you and EstorilM who gave me this image boost from a boring house husband with nothing to do ever to a goat porn star with the new hot chick. I am riding the wave!
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Ok sorry I can't keep up with OT, plus my attention span is about 12 sec.

So... how quickly after donating can I except to receive my canadian goat? Are they loud? Would I need HOA approval?
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Ok sorry I can't keep up with OT, plus my attention span is about 12 sec.

So... how quickly after donating can I except to receive my canadian goat? Are they loud? Would I need HOA approval?
Goats arrive by UPS within 48 hours. You can train them to speak. But they are Canadian, so every sentence will end in "eh".
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