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      01-05-2017, 09:47 AM   #111
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Me, but I have a really good excuse and my doctor said I'm so pathetic even my kids (servants since old enough) should be excused from my presence.

How in the world is that nice? The fucker came to my home, told me I will live through this and took my kids and took them to grandma. All I got was the usual: "don't worry kids, mom will be fine but she is so fucking annoying I'll give you a ride and in a day or two she maybe up for a less whiny life, then you can go back"

This is why you can't be friends with your doctor. Euthanasia was what I asked for, all I got was aspirin.
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I'm pretty sure that if you're able to bleed for a week every month and survive that then you'll make it through this cold.

Dont die lups

Oh, I can also puke everything I eat for 9 months (which could be a reason I'm not getting any, I might have mentioned I want a baby), and i have been stupid enough to attempt eating surströmming. Absolutely nothing scared me (besides rats, but even that can be disputed) except fever.

This is so pathetic. Im taking the dogs for a walk since nobody else could be made to volunteer because it's -10f here and I'm answering this bloody post so I can take a break from writing my last will.

And I am afraid of other things besides rats too, but ego took over the keyboard.
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      01-05-2017, 11:43 AM   #113
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Oh, I can also puke everything I eat for 9 months (which could be a reason I'm not getting any, I might have mentioned I want a baby), and i have been stupid enough to attempt eating surströmming. Absolutely nothing scared me (besides rats, but even that can be disputed) except fever.

This is so pathetic. Im taking the dogs for a walk since nobody else could be made to volunteer because it's -10f here and I'm answering this bloody post so I can take a break from writing my last will.

And I am afraid of other things besides rats too, but ego took over the keyboard.
That would make you off limits in my book. haha
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      01-05-2017, 11:47 AM   #114
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might have mentioned I want a baby
Generally speaking there's no more effective form of birth control than for a woman to tell that to a single guy......most married ones too....
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That would make you off limits in my book. haha
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Generally speaking there's no more effective form of birth control than for a woman to tell that to a single guy......most married ones too....
Haha, this is true.

Meh, I want an other one still. If Mary pulled it off, I will too someday
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      01-05-2017, 02:23 PM   #117
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Adoption - get what you want without spreading your legs OR throwing up for 9 months.
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Adoption - get what you want without spreading your legs OR throwing up for 9 months.
I thought about it, I even called your wife to ask if she needs a new mom. I asked if she'd cook for the ceremony and that gave away my motives.

It was so close!

There are such long queues for adoption I would feel bad for taking someone elses spot. We have kids, I just happen to like these little dorks.

If we knew we were going to stay put for a long time, I'd take a few foster kids.
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Sounds awesome !
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I thought about it, I even called your wife to ask if she needs a new mom.
It would look a bit funny with my older, shorter, darker than you wife calling you mom while SHE made the dinner, no?
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It would look a bit funny with my older, shorter, darker than you wife calling you mom while SHE made the dinner, no?
I'm okay with it, you wouldn't mind having a mother in-law who can braid your hair?
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Meh, I want an other one still. If Mary pulled it off, I will too someday
It is said in Luke 1:30 that Mary found favour with the Lord.

Now, I'm not normally one to leap to conclusions, but....in this case...
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It is said in Luke 1:30 that Mary found favour with the Lord.

Now, I'm not normally one to leap to conclusions, but....in this case...
So this means nobility is okay?

(I'm sorry, that comment you quoted was pretty bad from me. As said, I try to respect all religions, but no milk fucks with me. Soon I'll be attacking everyone else too.)
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I'm okay with it, you wouldn't mind having a mother in-law who can braid your hair?
I have no MIL now, why would I want some Cheetos-eating panty-waister to compete for dinner?????
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So this means nobility is okay?

(I'm sorry, that comment you quoted was pretty bad from me. As said, I try to respect all religions, but no milk fucks with me. Soon I'll be attacking everyone else too.)
No worries. Who knows, you may even get your wish. I think foster parents would be the most difficult thing though - not only the initial work, but mostly the giving them up at the end. I couldn't even imagine not having my son now, even though some days I want to drop kick him across the room. Fortunately for him he's cute.
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I have no MIL now, why would I want some Cheetos-eating panty-waister to compete for dinner?????
Well, I'd be awesome in the role! As long as I get fed, I'll stfu!

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No worries. Who knows, you may even get your wish. I think foster parents would be the most difficult thing though - not only the initial work, but mostly the giving them up at the end. I couldn't even imagine not having my son now, even though some days I want to drop kick him across the room. Fortunately for him he's cute.
I had a heroin baby to babysit for about 6 months in wa for about 17 hours per day, every day. I still think about my little screamer daily but I hope all the best for him. I loved him to bits, but man I complained a lot too (here).

Yeah, the drop kick thing would work if not kinda against the code I follow. I don't aim high, I just try to be the second worst parent in the world. All I can say is that you're fucking it up if you don't want to do the kick thing daily (kids trust the people they act up with and basically the bad days are there to show us we are good at our jobs) and the days everything goes well are there for us to remember why we made the first 13 years before puberty.

Meh, I want an other. Even with my insane transporters and my insane hours and everything, I'm very much a care taker at heart.
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Thats just wrong

Kharma is a bitch dude......
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Thats just wrong

Kharma is a bitch dude......
My attorney doesnt agree with him. He thinks I totally need a new will now that it's been five days of bitching. He also is included in my new will so I trust he has my best interests at heart.



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