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      10-24-2015, 03:16 AM   #903
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As an ass lover, I wish I were a cook. I'd hand feed you all my creations simply to stare at that beautifully plump rump.

But I'm not- so I will have to settle for allowing all that Seattle food to do the dirty work for me.
Good to have you back Ss!

Thanks for making this thread a fun one again, I kinda ruined it for a bit.

Hey, if hating me will make you funny again, I true to get my Jr killed last week!

Yup, with a tennis ball. I truly roll the big guns at times.
Me? Hate you? Never!

I even considered joining Alex going up north to meet up with you and Tara. My tenants in my condo want to extend the lease but I haven't done a walk through all year so I need to make the time sometime before thanksgiving.

Being a dick on here is just fun from time to time. But at these hours, all of my usual foes are cuddling up with their wives while thinking of you 3
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As an ass lover, I wish I were a cook. I'd hand feed you all my creations simply to stare at that beautifully plump rump.

But I'm not- so I will have to settle for allowing all that Seattle food to do the dirty work for me.
Good to have you back Ss!

Thanks for making this thread a fun one again, I kinda ruined it for a bit.

Hey, if hating me will make you funny again, I true to get my Jr killed last week!

Yup, with a tennis ball. I truly roll the big guns at times.
Me? Hate you? Never!

I even considered joining Alex going up north to meet up with you and Tara. My tenants in my condo want to extend the lease but I haven't done a walk through all year so I need to make the time sometime before thanksgiving.

Being a dick on here is just fun from time to time. But at these hours, all of my usual foes are cuddling up with their wives while thinking of you 3
Hahah! Omg join us! That would be hilarious!
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Me? Hate you? Never!

I even considered joining Alex going up north to meet up with you and Tara. My tenants in my condo want to extend the lease but I haven't done a walk through all year so I need to make the time sometime before thanksgiving.

Being a dick on here is just fun from time to time. But at these hours, all of my usual foes are cuddling up with their wives while thinking of you 3

Hey come, we're meeting next weekend. If you're willing to be cool and not bitch about holding my coffee, you can get a ride from me to the meet.

Oh, we are doing the leg shot again, so a tan is preferred.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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It's done with. How's your family?
I haven't been able to locate my family who lives in Puerto Vallarta but my mom/grandma said they were able to get to a shelter in time thankfully.

Guadalajara wasn't hit hard, it was a category 2 by then. But Puerto Vallarta, that place got lit up, bad. We'll see how the aftermath looks in the morning.
Ah ok. Glad your mamas are safe.

So can you explain your creepy new avatar?
Halloween time, hello?

Besides, this isn't ask Sugarskulls questions thread.

But I don't care to ask you all these silly questions these horn dogs do considering I get it in real life.

However. I must admit, it's been hilarious seeing you three giving middle aged men blueballs/boners. I'm just waiting for one of these guys to have enough and flat out ask if you'd either of you all would fuck him if he paid for the trip.
Meh, this thread is quiet after midnight.
So I still don't get the avatar. It looks like you looking at some girl's boobs through a window. :
There, better?
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Hahah! Omg join us! That would be hilarious!
Two security guys, a musician and a pacifist went to a lunch.

This will be a huge ass joke here some day
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Me? Hate you? Never!

I even considered joining Alex going up north to meet up with you and Tara. My tenants in my condo want to extend the lease but I haven't done a walk through all year so I need to make the time sometime before thanksgiving.

Being a dick on here is just fun from time to time. But at these hours, all of my usual foes are cuddling up with their wives while thinking of you 3

Hey come, we're meeting next weekend. If you're willing to be cool and not bitch about holding my coffee, you can get a ride from me to the meet.

Oh, we are doing the leg shot again, so a tan is preferred.
Maybe! It is Halloween weekend so just depends on if my current plans fall through or not. But I don't like not doing anything, sooooo...I'm capable of taking a red eye just for the hell of it.

Can I sleep in your car too so I don't have to pay for hotel? Thanks.
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Hahah! Omg join us! That would be hilarious!
Two security guys, a musician and a pacifist went to a lunch.

This will be a huge ass joke here some day
What did you say about your huge ass?

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Hahah! Omg join us! That would be hilarious!
Two security guys, a musician and a pacifist went to a lunch.

This will be a huge ass joke here some day
What did you say about your huge ass?

Sounds like the beginning of an amateur porn flick to me :
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Maybe! It is Halloween weekend so just depends on if my current plans fall through or not. But I don't like not doing anything, sooooo...I'm capable of taking a red eye just for the hell of it.

Can I sleep in your car too so I don't have to pay for hotel? Thanks.
I'll donate two dollars!

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What did you say about your huge ass?

I'm not cooking the lunch so yours is safe!
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Maybe! It is Halloween weekend so just depends on if my current plans fall through or not. But I don't like not doing anything, sooooo...I'm capable of taking a red eye just for the hell of it.

Can I sleep in your car too so I don't have to pay for hotel? Thanks.
I'll donate two dollars!

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What did you say about your huge ass?

I'm not cooking the lunch so yours is safe!
Donate two bucks?

Girl, I have like a bajillion flyers miles and endless reward points at the Hilton. I don't pay for squat!
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Donate two bucks?

Girl, I have like a bajillion flyers miles and endless reward points at the Hilton. I don't pay for squat!
Hey two bucks earned with betting from this forum! It's like gold, but better!

And please don't take my two bucks from me.

(I have both too, but those two two bucks stuck under my seat are a better currency than anything. I've made more money with them than with building, stocks, betting amd being me)
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Donate two bucks?

Girl, I have like a bajillion flyers miles and endless reward points at the Hilton. I don't pay for squat!
Hey two bucks earned with betting from this forum! It's like gold, but better!

And please don't take my two bucks from me.
if we head over to the Clearwater Casino I can turn those 2 dollas, into 4

I may or may not be an expert at blackjack :
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if we head over to the Clearwater Casino I can turn those 2 dollas, into 4

I may or may not be an expert at blackjack :
Meh. I don't bet with money, I bet on people using my money.

And to be honest, I spent a night watching a guy winning more money than my car costs this summer. He even played for me and his driver got all the winnings as a tip. I did steal anything pink from the table!

"hey you get one of these chips, a k or this 25 cent thing."

Six pinks mofo!
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Infinity?

Too bad you won't be in town to meet with me, c5driver, Lups and Sugarskulls too! Now that would be even more hilarious.
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Infinity?

Too bad you won't be in town to meet with me, c5driver, Lups and Sugarskulls too! Now that would be even more hilarious.
Good thing he isn't.

I might try to lick his butthole
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Infinity?

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Good thing he isn't.

I might try to lick his butthole


In that case, Nkc please fly back!
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Infinity?

Too bad you won't be in town to meet with me, c5driver, Lups and Sugarskulls too! Now that would be even more hilarious.
That's just wishful thinking. I'm talking about meeting up and not the infinity orgasms.
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Looks like Tara can open her mouth underwater , that's really amazing !
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Hahaha, actually no I don't. But damn, I'm ready to kill him. Some people should just go back to lurking.
I doubt anyone ever has had one when an idiot asks that. I sure as fuck haven't.

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My oh my oh my... not sure what to do about this one. For a person who posts their full pics online, drivers license, etc... you really do seem like the kind of person who likes to stay anonymous on the Internet.

Don't throw us a slow pitch over the center of the plate if you don't want us to knock it outta the park baby
Dude a big difference.

I share a lot of information here, I sometimes even post pics of my dogs or my kids, but never my face or my body. As far as people know, I could easily be 48 year old man. I've been lucky and people who know me URL have always respected my no photos rule too.

She in the other hand shares her face which is so much braver. I mean, my family doesnt know what I drive or how I spend my holidays, nobody I care about knows I read bimmerpost and sometimes reply to something.

You trying to call Tara out is pretty lame.
Wait. Are you saying that you are NOT a 48 year old man? True story....I read your posts for months before I saw you write something that gave away your true gender. At first I was like, Lups cannot be a woman....
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Too bad you won't be in town to meet with me, c5driver, Lups and Sugarskulls too! Now that would be even more hilarious.
So envious of this meetup. Can I cancel my Eurotrip and come hang with you guys??
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