[aozer]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Okay this is bad
Stay at home extended until April 30

I had big plans for April 7th

lol did you actually think this would be over with by 4/7?

better cancel all of your plans for may as well, 4/30 is still a very unrealistic timeline.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by aozer

lol did you actually think this would be over with by 4/7?

better cancel all of your plans for may as well, 4/30 is still a very unrealistic timeline.

I do recall you being a doctor (or I'm completely pulling this out my ass, equally plausible) so I'll take your word

But if that's the case, might as well castrate myself to focus myself on work by removing all distractions

[aozer]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I do recall you being a doctor (or I'm completely pulling this out my ass, equally plausible) so I'll take your word

But if that's the case, might as well castrate myself to focus myself on work by removing all distractions

lol nah im an engineer

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Girls in my area have already started saying "dont open with covid jokes"...
Just something to keep in mind

If your data is from girls your age, I'm not surprised. The education system and virtue signallers in the media have succeeded in indoctrinating young people to believe that absolutely nothing is funny. No more jokes about ethnicities or any other identity; I can't make jokes about the Irish, even though I'm almost 100% Irish. No more jokes about male-female relationships - because THE PATRIARCHY!. We can't laugh about someone's misfortune, not even our own - because someone out there will have made the same mistake, and me joking about it might crush their fragile spirit. Humor is based, in large part, on pushing the boundaries of what's offensive. When everything's offensive, there aren't any boundaries to push and the whole system falls apart.

Comedians used to love doing gigs at college campuses. It was pretty lucrative, and they knew the college wasn't going to stiff them. There are almost no comedians playing colleges any more. Because they realized some time ago that pushing the boundaries of taste and decency wasn't allowed there.

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Exactly! Went on a date with a younger girl before I started dating the current girlfriend. The conversation was so lacking, I just wanted it to end. Very attractive girl but when she talked I just wanted her to stop. When I spoke, she looked at me like deer in headlights. Completely clueless about anything I said.

Another point in this topic is that it's a rarity for women, who are younger, to really be what we are looking for in the bedroom. Lack of experience again. If a girl is good in bed and younger than 25, you don't want to be in a relationship with her.

One of my favorite Andrew Dice Clay bits - Walking back and forth on stage, he keeps checking out this woman in the front row. He finally asks the guy sitting next to her if it was his girlfriend. The guy replies with "yes." Dice asks, "Is she good in bed?" The guy responds, "Hell yes!" Dice asks, "How do you think she got to be that way???"

American Slutz

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

If your data is from girls your age, I'm not surprised. The education system and virtue signallers in the media have succeeded in indoctrinating young people to believe that absolutely nothing is funny. No more jokes about ethnicities or any other identity; I can't make jokes about the Irish, even though I'm almost 100% Irish. No more jokes about male-female relationships - because THE PATRIARCHY!. We can't laugh about someone's misfortune, not even our own - because someone out there will have made the same mistake, and me joking about it might crush their fragile spirit. Humor is based, in large part, on pushing the boundaries of what's offensive. When everything's offensive, there aren't any boundaries to push and the whole system falls apart.

Comedians used to love doing gigs at college campuses. It was pretty lucrative, and they knew the college wasn't going to stiff them. There are almost no comedians playing colleges any more. Because they realized some time ago that pushing the boundaries of taste and decency wasn't allowed there.

I don't disagree with that but imagine this: you're a somewhat attractive girl in her physical peak, and you're sitting at home, bored, on Tinder etc. So many guys open with "haha are you covid? because you're 19 and i wanna spread you" or "if covid doesnt take you out, can i" sorta lines it must get old

I don't think it was a thing out of "corona jokes bad" but it was more of a "it's getting old, be creative" sorta thing

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I don't disagree with that but imagine this: you're a somewhat attractive girl in her physical peak, and you're sitting at home, bored, on Tinder etc. So many guys open with "haha are you covid? because you're 19 and i wanna spread you" or "if covid doesnt take you out, can i" sorta lines it must get old

I don't think it was a thing out of "corona jokes bad" but it was more of a "it's getting old, be creative" sorta thing

I get it. Bad jokes were never funny and still aren't. And people who aren't funny shouldn't try to make jokes. It's like singing in church or wearing short pants; if you don't have the equipment for it, spare the rest of us the discomfort.

[qba335i]

Originally Posted by yco

whats the tolerable age difference for man and woman?
5-10 years less or more? anyone wants to tell their ideas?

I think the rule is: half your age plus 7 (some people
also use 2 if you like them younger).

[DocL]

Just remember one thing guys. Marriage is the single most leading cause of divorce. Keep on dating.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

if you don't have the equipment for it, spare the rest of us the discomfort.

Hahaha, hear, hear. I would tell that next time a girl of the gym, she wears almost 3 layers of tops and a special bra to push some where isn't much to push.
If I got smacked, I'll give you full credit

A: Would you wear shoes if you haven't feet?
B: NO!
A: So what's the bra for?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I don't disagree with that but imagine this: you're a somewhat attractive girl in her physical peak, and you're sitting at home, bored, on Tinder etc. So many guys open with "haha are you covid? because you're 19 and i wanna spread you" or "if covid doesnt take you out, can i" sorta lines it must get old

I don't think it was a thing out of "corona jokes bad" but it was more of a "it's getting old, be creative" sorta thing

All of which is a symptom of girls being really spoiled by being vastly outnumbered by guys on all the dating sites. A hot woman in her mid-20s will have hundreds of guys pinging her. She'll quickly realize that she's in a position of power. And power can be abused; if she's not emotionally healthy (and the hotter she is, the greater the chances of that) she'll be tempted to start jerking guys around just for a twisted thrill.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

All of which is a symptom of girls being really spoiled by being vastly outnumbered by guys on all the dating sites. A hot woman in her mid-20s will have hundreds of guys pinging her. She'll quickly realize that she's in a position of power. And power can be abused; if she's not emotionally healthy (and the hotter she is, the greater the chances of that) she'll be tempted to start jerking guys around just for a twisted thrill.

this is why i have completely removed myself from online dating until this passes. im not here to keep some bitch entertained while she sits at home on her couch. im not here looking for a pen pal. i am using online dating as a means to meet a lifelong partner, and i just dont see that happening during all of this bullshit.

sucks that everybody in the entire world basically has to put their lives on hold because the corrupt assholes in the CCP decided to try to sweep this shit under the rug in order to try to save face, but it is what it is.

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by aozer

sucks that everybody in the entire world basically has to put their lives on hold because the corrupt assholes in the CCP decided to try to sweep this shit under the rug in order to try to save face, but it is what it is.

I hate to threadjack but this times infinity. If the collective world doesn't drop the fucking hammer on China in some fashion after the dust settles then we are dumber than we realize.

And yes, this sucks on the female friend front. Many plans have been cancelled on my end too.

[Turkish Pickle]

I've been working on my text game but it's a useless effort tbh
God knows when I'll actually meet these girls and I can't string along people for that long

[yco]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Hahaha, hear, hear. I would tell that next time a girl of the gym, she wears almost 3 layers of tops and a special bra to push some where isn't much to push.
If I got smacked, I'll give you full credit

A: Would you wear shoes if you haven't feet?
B: NO!
A: So what's the bra for?

showing "like" she has some.. just like make up.. simple..

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by yco

showing "like" she has some.. just like make up.. simple..

I think its a big difference to make up your Teint and face looking to "expand" your body in an obvious way.
To be honest, Im normally not the guy who is joking about other peoples marks and the more not about women with 'lacks' of optical spots. She is maybe not very happy with her two gamepads and is trying to rescue whats left.
Onto the flipside, when shes entering the sauna everybody could see, that there isnt any and it doesnt seem to bother her at all. Some things may be never revealed really logically

[yco]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

I think its a big difference to make up your Teint and face looking to "expand" your body in an obvious way.
To be honest, Im normally not the guy who is joking about other peoples marks and the more not about women with 'lacks' of optical spots. She is maybe not very happy with her two gamepads and is trying to rescue whats left.
Onto the flipside, when shes entering the sauna everybody could see, that there isnt any and it doesnt seem to bother her at all. Some things may be never revealed really logically

you should tell her for not going to sauna..

[CTinline-six]

Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.

If she is a fitness instructor.....she's definitely only looking for followers. One of the biggest reason I never got into SM even though I am involved with the gym like I am.

These people are so vain. And they make these BS posts like "on my way to the gym getting ready to go to war"...blah blah blah.

And most of them aren't really that impressive to begin with unless they are "enhanced". And even some of those look ordinary. So many fakes out there spewing advice, and a lot of it dangerous!

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

If she is a fitness instructor.....she's definitely only looking for followers. One of the biggest reason I never got into SM even though I am involved with the gym like I am.

These people are so vain. And they make these BS posts like "on my way to the gym getting ready to go to war"...blah blah blah.

And most of them aren't really that impressive to begin with unless they are "enhanced". And even some of those look ordinary. So many fakes out there spewing advice, and a lot of it dangerous!

Very true. I have a friend who is a certified instructor and claims he knows everything. Very outspoken, constantly posting click bait shit like "off to war" and "gonna go improve my life today" and how much he lifted compared to yesterday. I've literally put him on ignore on all social media because it's too annoying. I worked out with him for a bit and was in pain constantly. Not the good kind of pain, but like the "I did this wrong" type of pain. Started working out with a different friend who is a physical therapist and emphasizes proper form, and just like that all the pain is gone and I've improved exponentially.

[JP10]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

If she is a fitness instructor.....she's definitely only looking for followers. One of the biggest reason I never got into SM even though I am involved with the gym like I am.

These people are so vain. And they make these BS posts like "on my way to the gym getting ready to go to war"...blah blah blah.

And most of them aren't really that impressive to begin with unless they are "enhanced". And even some of those look ordinary. So many fakes out there spewing advice, and a lot of it dangerous!

This

[King Rudi]

I just noticed Furiously Fast is banned. What did I miss?