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      03-28-2017, 11:41 PM   #49523
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New goodies? Details...

We should race you and I... in Mexico of course...
Coils, OEM top hats, new steering wheel, and an air filter.

I would lose. I granny shift instead of double clutching like I should.
I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
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      03-28-2017, 11:44 PM   #49524
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I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
This guy. You have more power and at least 100 more torks and that's assuming you're on a stock map!

I'll just buy you dinner and save the fuel cost.
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      03-29-2017, 12:04 AM   #49525
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I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
This guy. You have more power and at least 100 more torks and that's assuming you're on a stock map!

I'll just buy you dinner and save the fuel cost.
Oh come on... 0-60 is relatively close !!! And we both 6mt !!!

I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
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      03-29-2017, 12:13 AM   #49526
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Oh come on... 0-60 is relatively close !!! And we both 6mt !!!

I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
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      03-29-2017, 12:27 AM   #49527
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Oh come on... 0-60 is relatively close !!! And we both 6mt !!!

I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
Pick a day... just not this weekend so some time this week in the evenings... I know some good spots on this side of town...

I'll let you drive my car for a chance to relive some of my e92 nostalgia...
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      03-29-2017, 01:10 AM   #49528
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I have arrived with fuzzy handcuffs.
The furry handcuffs are a good start though lol, what color? I prefer the straight metal police ones myself...less chance of them breaking
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      03-29-2017, 05:35 AM   #49529
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Nah, it's just trial and error. Make a safe word and donkey punch, then when you hear the safe word donkey punch harder. Real Dom's don't take orders. Then you scoop their eyeballs out with a smoldering hot spoon and eat them like Jell-o.
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      03-29-2017, 07:43 AM   #49530
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Nah, it's just trial and error. Make a safe word and donkey punch, then when you hear the safe word donkey punch harder. Real Dom's don't take orders. Then you scoop their eyeballs out with a smoldering hot spoon and eat them like Jell-o.
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Why isn't Axius in the Transgender thread?
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      03-29-2017, 07:57 AM   #49532
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      03-29-2017, 07:59 AM   #49533
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I googled "cute puppy" after reading his post. It helped.
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      03-29-2017, 08:03 AM   #49534
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Why not smelly orangutan instead
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Why not smelly orangutan instead
I bathe relatively often for a primate
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      03-29-2017, 08:15 AM   #49537
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Why isn't Axius in the Transgender thread?
Because I haven't finished transformation yet. Still have a weewee and a scrotum. Would you like to see?
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      03-29-2017, 08:15 AM   #49538
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Moddie, my car is currently worth about ~8k.
When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
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      03-29-2017, 09:45 AM   #49539
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Moddie, my car is currently worth about ~8k.
When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
If damages exceed $11.37, turn it into a track car?
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$8K? Might as well trade it in for a stock Miata and do an LS1 conversion and turn it into a track car.
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When I get the repair estimate this afternoon, what should be my breakpoint for where I part it out and turn it into a track car?
You won't.
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      03-29-2017, 11:38 AM   #49542
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The furry handcuffs are a good start though lol, what color? I prefer the straight metal police ones myself...less chance of them breaking
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