What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

shoei · 03-16-2017, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?

You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.

We're all just waiting for him to drone on about the reliability of RR's... You might as well race him - after 2 or 3 passes, his shit will throw a cel or something will break... Ya know, British engineering and all...

But 30 whole extra horses !!! Damn... So much powah... I'll race you in my M... Hell, ASBSECU E93 's overbloated cars as well... Either Miss Piggy or Fiyah Crotch...

Biorin · 03-16-2017, 06:48 PM

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lol

We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.

We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol

Dick size contest?

We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.

I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

Mr Tonka · 03-16-2017, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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lol

We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.

We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol

Dick size contest?

We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.

I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

But it's how you use it! Right?

Mr Tonka · 03-16-2017, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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lol

We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.

We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol

Dick size contest?

We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.

I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

Clitoris app

Mr Tonka · 03-16-2017, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?

You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.

We're all just waiting for him to drone on about the reliability of RR's... You might as well race him - after 2 or 3 passes, his shit will throw a cel or something will break... Ya know, British engineering and all...

But 30 whole extra horses !!! Damn... So much powah... I'll race you in my M... Hell, ASBSECU E93 's overbloated cars as well... Either Miss Piggy or Fiyah Crotch...

So salty.

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Mr Tonka · 03-16-2017, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

I don't believe it.

Axius · 03-16-2017, 08:28 PM

I have an enlarged clitoris. Not proud but those are the cards of life. Can email pics, but theyre also is science doformity monthly magazine april 2016 copy.

The Choosey begger · 03-16-2017, 08:53 PM

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I have an enlarged clitoris. Not proud but those are the cards of life. Can email pics, but theyre also is science doformity monthly magazine april 2016 copy.

Do you have a tight pussy?

Aatish · 03-17-2017, 12:44 AM

[IMG]https://media.tenor.co/images/9012d4...1a7cbe77fe/raw[/IMG]

Axius · 03-17-2017, 06:29 AM

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Do you have a tight pussy?

Loose like a wizards sleeve.

The Choosey begger · 03-17-2017, 07:46 AM

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Loose like a wizards sleeve.

That's too bad. Haha

Sara · 03-17-2017, 08:08 AM

Good Morning Buttercups

Axius · 03-17-2017, 08:10 AM

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That's too bad. Haha

It's unfortunate, but it hasn't stopped the boys from coming to the yard.

They say it's "exotic" or some shit.

Mr Tonka · 03-17-2017, 08:11 AM

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Good Morning Buttercups

Do we remind you of horses or princesses?

capo180 · 03-17-2017, 09:08 AM

Who's getting drunk today?

The Choosey begger · 03-17-2017, 09:14 AM

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It's unfortunate, but it hasn't stopped the boys from coming to the yard.

They say it's "exotic" or some shit.

What lol

Sara · 03-17-2017, 09:27 AM

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Do we remind you of horses or princesses?

No, I'm a Mom. I sing wake up buttercup every morning. You guys are my extended buttercups. Feel loved.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-17-2017, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

You mean a big clitoris is actually a small penis ?

Sara · 03-17-2017, 09:30 AM

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Who's getting drunk today?

Tomorrow* This girl!!! TEQUILA

Biorin · 03-17-2017, 09:30 AM

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I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.

You mean a big clitoris is actually a small penis ?

Depends if you're in Thailand.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-17-2017, 09:44 AM

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Depends if you're in Thailand.

Yeah I heard about it...pic shows it too !

///M Power-Belgium · 03-17-2017, 09:47 AM

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Do you have a tight pussy?

I'm sure Sara is tight.

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