[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Please explain said day..., and does it include bacon. It should really have bacon out pf respect.

It's usually a Friday where I meet some friends of mine at a local range to throw some lead down range. In addition, each of us choose one of our weapons and a shooting competition to do with it. Then we each shoot all the weapons in accordance to the corresponding competition. Add up our scores from each lane and the loser has to buy lunch at Burger 21.

Yes. Bacon is included. Don't be silly.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Maybe if you're using imperial system...

And she ain't done yet... Going back under the knife !!!

And even if that's not enough, I got something else to make you jizz into your Depends...

You gonna need EVERY bit of that power too

Dare I say - Ms. Piggy 2...?

[Aatish]

"Aye Niko, wanna go bowling?"

[Aatish]

@Joekerr

As promised, part 2.


My high school faculty was mostly composed of either old, orthodox professors, or young, fresh out of college things. For some reason, most of the young teachers were chicks. 2 of these chicks had interactions with students, which most would consider inappropriate...however that information never really got outside of the school system (somehow).

One was a Spanish teacher (whom I'll refer to as Ms. Zee, other was English (whom I'll refer to as Ms. madi).

Zee was a short, 23 year old chode woman, who in pretty sure was schizophrenic. Taught Spanish. Cursed in class. Didn't really like the pretty girls, but adored the dudes. Like, legit would have them stay back to "talk about their test", just so she could stair at them and bite her lip in a lustful way. She would unbutton her blouse, purposely, to make sure she had a nice amount of cleavage showing. Made concentrating when talking to her quite difficult.

She particularly like this one kid, whom I'll call Ben. Ben was an asshole. Like hit a girl asshole. No teacher liked him, except Ms. Zee. She would make relatively risqué comments during class, and would always use him as an example during "lecture".

Now, pretty much the entire class knew something was up, just by the way they acted when around each other during class. According to the class gossip source, they both hooked up after all of the dances, in one of the locker rooms, which we affectionate called the "The Dungeon". Also, apparently Ben just so happened to be trick or treating in her neighborhood. Not sure how this didn't spill out, but I guess they were careful?


Ms. Madi's incident wasn't as hush hush. No one knows what actually happened, but this kid (whom I'll call Bill) was known to be her teachers pet. He was brain dead jock, but supposedly was a "fan" of English literature, and often stayed after school to ask ask question. He also was that type of guy who would get a drunk chick to wack him off over the weekend, them tell the entire lunch table that they did it 5 times in the same night.

One lunch period, he pulls out his phone and shows a picture of a nude Ms. Madi, posing seductively in a mirror. He claimed that she sent it to him last night or something. Being high school boys, most of the blood had receded from the top of body, and that media was shared with pretty much the ENTIRE class.

One kid thought it would be a great idea to view the photo during passing period, in front of the deans office. He got caught, ratted out Bill, who then claimed he found them on the internet. Supposedly there were several meetings between Bill, his parents, the school board, Ms. Madi, and a detective.

In the end, Bill got suspended for a week. Boy viewing photos got a day. Ms. Madi didn't get anything.

Man my school was fucked.

[Axius]

I don't appreciate you using my real first name, bro.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't appreciate you using my real first name, bro.

I didn't read the whole thing, which teacher did you fuck and describe what she looks like?
I wish i was there to smell your fingers...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

I didn't read the whole thing, which teacher did you fuck and describe what she looks like?
I wish i was there to smell your fingers...

I read the whole story , but don't like to smell the wet fingers

Pics man , we need pics !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

I didn't read the whole thing, which teacher did you fuck and describe what she looks like?
I wish i was there to smell your fingers...

Ms. Madi, she was such a doll. At the time I was just a brain dead jock with a taste for literature. We meshed, the apple of my eye. However, I couldn't resist getting whacked off by drunk chicks on the weekend, the current pulled me far from shore. She looked kind of like an uncursed Princess Fiona.


My fingers? Why? They probably smell like the laptop keys..., that's a weird thing to wish...,

[///M Power-Belgium]

[Aatish]

[Axius]

House is getting inspected today, hopefully inspector doesn't find much and can just get this fucking house sold already.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

House is getting inspected today, hopefully inspector doesn't find much and can just get this fucking house sold already.

As long as the plastic bags weren't punctured in the process, he shouldn't be able to smell the dead hookers you buried. Fingers crossed!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

As long as the plastic bags weren't punctured in the process, he shouldn't be able to smell the dead hookers you buried. Fingers crossed!

Stuffed em into the crawl space pretty good, all the slats are still covered so I know animals haven't gotten in there to nibble on the corpses..., not sure about the smell because they've been down there so long I may have just grown accustomed to it.

[Aatish]

Febreeze

[Aatish]

Anyone ever watch Batman Beyond?

Started rewatching the series last night. So ahead of its time.

[Axius]

"Kills 99.9% of odors" is false advertising.


Basically ground up roses and shoved it in their orifices, seems to be working well so far.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

House is getting inspected today, hopefully inspector doesn't find much and can just get this fucking house sold already.

When Ax sells his house, he's going to throw a moving party and make it rain. All of OT is invited.

[1MOREMOD]

If you mean he stands on the roof and pees on his guests then yes he will. I will pass.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If you mean he stands on the roof and pees on his guests then yes he will. I will pass.

We all know you enjoy an occasional golden shower.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

When Ax sells his house, he's going to throw a moving party and make it rain. All of OT is invited.

Hell yeah we're gonna party! After I pay off crippling debt, we will party at McDonalds with some apple pies.

On the plus side, have about $5k coming in from submitted expense reports, so that'll be a nice check on top of selling the house.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If you mean he stands on the roof and pees on his guests then yes he will. I will pass.

Bukkake Earthquake.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hell yeah we're gonna party! After I pay off crippling debt, we will party at McDonalds with some apple pies.

On the plus side, have about $5k coming in from submitted expense reports, so that'll be a nice check on top of selling the house.

How about at Wendy's instead? I want spicy chicken nuggets and a frosty.

Sounds like the company paid your relocation expenses?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

How about at Wendy's instead? I want spicy chicken nuggets and a frosty.

Sounds like the company paid your relocation expenses?

That actually sounds delicious. Haven't had Gwendela's in a while.

Yeah, covered all hotels, meals, mileage driving to and from, moving company, this months mortgage payment, and a few other misc things. Should be a good month/next month once all of this stuff is done with.