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05-10-2021, 11:24 AM | #5348 | |
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Sometimes I pretend I'm an airplane, make noises, extend my arms out and walk fast. This does not mean that I will be attempting a landing at an airport later today. I don't know, maybe it's fun to be whatever you want to be, based solely off of feelings. |
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05-10-2021, 11:44 AM | #5350 | |
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I saw a hot meth-head. True story! She had a killer derrière!!!! I know, I know. She was a unicorn among meth-heads. #wouldyoudoitthough?!?
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05-10-2021, 11:52 AM | #5354 |
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05-10-2021, 12:00 PM | #5356 |
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We are getting into some serious f'n TMI territory. Lol.
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05-10-2021, 12:01 PM | #5357 |
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If your a cop wouldnt you have a like dirty thoughts like arresting her then tryna find something on her then punishing her urself instead of booking her in
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05-10-2021, 12:05 PM | #5358 |
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Confession: I was once pulled over doing "wheelies for Jesus" on Easter by a police officer named Jesus.
He asked me what I was doing. I said "wheelies for Jesus". I think he was both amused by that and in awe that a R1200GS could hold a wheelie at under 20 MPH. He told me Jesus said not to do that anymore and let me go. |
05-10-2021, 12:10 PM | #5359 |
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No. Like 83 different genders for adults.
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05-10-2021, 12:52 PM | #5361 |
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I can't sit down and pee because of tip dipping issues
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05-10-2021, 12:55 PM | #5362 |
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Depends on the toilet, but same. The ADA compliant toilets are ok. Everything else, I go at with a lean like I'm Curtis Mayfield with a diamond in the back.
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05-10-2021, 12:57 PM | #5363 |
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Does she have stretch marks on her penis too?
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We have 2 boys and so does my sister in law. They teach theirs to pee standing up and I am hardcore against it. Men are being emasculated enough as is, they are born to stand peeing, don't make them beta males.
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05-10-2021, 01:04 PM | #5366 | |
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