Haha -
Bayerische Motoren Werke can here forth just call me dad. Ouch.
Yep, I'm sure she was nuts. Ahem, yep, let's just go with that one. LOL.
My worse dating story that stuck with me for a long time was this girl I met while working in the car business. My nickname at the dealership was 'penguin' (long story, don't ask) and that's how I introduced myself to her. Well, she bought a car and then asked me out. Date went well and we ended up back at my place - an apartment I shared with another guy I worked with named 'P-Vich'.
Well, we are going at it in the bedroom and she is screaming my name, only she doesn't know my name, so it's just "Oh, Penguin!" over and over again. My roommate found this utterly hilarious.
To make matters worse, the poor girl was hearing impaired, so she had a bit of a speech issue and as such, it came out more like 'oh pung wung'.
Late in the evenings, when no more customers where at the dealership, multiple times a week, someone would get on the intercom and yell "
Oh, pung wung!".