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Originally Posted by King Rudi
Years ago I had fallen in love with a Victoria Secrets lingerie model. She told me I no longer had to work or worry about money. She was also a nymphomaniac and loved fast cars. Everything was great, I was ready to marry her. There was only one problem, the town she lived in didn't have a Salsaritas. It was hard, but I had to end things. Who was I fooling? I know I can't live in a town that doesn't have a Salsaritas.
I just can't do this anymore. I'm going to bed.
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You too?
The one I was with wanted to move to a town that didn't allow spicy food, cajun food or creole food.
Complete deal breaker!!
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