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Originally Posted by Kick 6
When I was in high school, one of my buddies came up to me and said he needed some help. He was dating a girl from the next town and wanted to go out with her but she had a friend that was with her and he needed someone to go out with the friend. I'd never been on a blind date before and didn't really want to go on one but my buddy said "Hey, if I wasn't already going out with Jessica, I'd be trying to go out with her. She has the best personality" That should have set off multiple alarms but I trusted Jeff, he was a straight shooter and had never let me down before. We met these girls at the Hardee's parking lot, a romantically ironic place to meet them, and I anxiously awaited their arrival. When they pulled up, a beautiful thin hottie gets out of the car and I say "Is that her?" and he replied "No, that one is mine." When my date got out of the car, the car literally rose up 2 or 3 inches. She was the biggest girl I had ever seen. She wasn't fat, she was just a big girl. To put it in perspective, she was bigger than any linebacker we had starting on our football team. With her 80's hair all frizzed up, she looked like a cross between a Neanderthal and an Afghan Wolf Hound. My buddy said "What do you think?" and I replied "I think she could beat the shit out of me." I'm sure she had a great personality, I was so distracted I couldn't tell. I just wasn't into dating giants.
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No, it shouldn't have.
Besides the point, was this prior to picture phones? What held you back from asking Jeff what she looked like in detail? Did you at least have a good time with her?