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Originally Posted by TKDbilly
...you could go on for hours telling these ...
- knock, knock, who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel that's why I knocked
- knock, knock, who's there? tank. Tank who? You are welcome.
- knock, knock, who's there? cows go. Cows go who? No silly cows go moo!
- knock, knock, who's there? a little old lady. A little old lady who? Nice yodel.
just off the top of my head.
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I tried these out on my 9 year old grandson after dinner last night. He thought they were funny and it started about a 1/2 hour of stupid joke telling around the table.
To keep on theme, you know you are old when you are telling these Grandpa Jokes to you grand kids:
What's yellow and goes click click? A ball point banana.
What's purple and goes slam slam? A four-door grape.
How do you catch a rabbit? Lay in the grass and make a noise like a carrot.
And the big hit of the night for my grandson:
How to you catch a bear? Dig a hole. Put peas in the hole. Put ashes around the hole. When the bear comes down to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole.