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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke
also, what is it with texan girls? my buddy is studying at UT Austin and DAMN that kid got some stories  |
I dunno, man. She was the only one I ever dated. Pretty decent looking, super fun in the bedroom, bat shit crazy.
I tried to leave her one day and said if I left, she would call the cops and say I beat her. I told her that it would be my word against hers and she promptly smashed her head into the door frame and said "now I have proof". I eventually had to sneak out of the house at 3 in the morning and left all my belongings there. Went back to Florida in the middle of the night - 18 hour drive, didn't stop for anything but gas and food. Dark times, my friend.
Let's talk more about my happier times, like my wife who likes to tell her friends I am her American arm candy, or a girl I dated for a while when I was in my late 20's, who was 19 years old and had the biggest set of 'aftermarket parts' I'd ever seen.
