My middle son tested at .32 in high school. Captain!
He was a wet noodle as I shoved him into the car to take to hospital. They pumped his stomach
Next morning his male nurse told him “You were so drunk I shoved a catheter up your deek and you didn’t even notice. You don’t believe me? Go take a leak”
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I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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