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      01-30-2021, 01:25 PM   #7639
Sara
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Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
Sara is 100% correct. There is a lid for every pot and you are wealthy. A few personal lifestyle changes and you will be in the literal, catbird seat. Play to your strengths and neutralize your weaknesses to achieve the goals you want.

Sara is doing it EXACTLY right and we can all learn a lesson from it.

There is a great and a bit laughable piece on it:

A businessman offers his sage advice:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.


Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way. Classic “pump and dump.”


Trust me, Dinoz, you can do it.
Exactly this.

And it's not always about money for women. Dinonz has a lambo. That's cool but it's not everything. I'm head over heels for a guy who drives a Ford F150 and I love his truck! He's perfect to me with or without a vehicle. It's what he does, how he treats me, and how he takes care of himself that I'm attracted to, not what he has materialistically.
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