Worst vent/rant I had to endure recently was at C&C in Irvine. Guy with a brand new 991, long twirly white beard, and vietnam-era looking army cap. He looked more at home on a Chopper than a 991 Porsche.
I went over and said "Man that's a beautiful looking new car, doesn't even have plates yet."
He replies, "Yup, best thing I got out of the divorce. Sold the house, took my half, and decided I wasn't going to listen to no one and just do what I want. Bought a Porsche, got me a fat assed young girlfriend, and now my life is 20x better than it was with the old fat cow."
I looked around for a quick escape, and managed to mutter, "Uh... yeah I'm going to get a donut and coffee, be right back dude."
I don't get why people blurt out their personal business so easily these days.